almalibera
02/02/2004, 09:49
One day a guy died and found himself in Hell.
> > As he was wallowing in despair, he had his first
> > meeting with a demon. The demon asked "Why so glum?"
> > The guy responded "What do you think? I'm in Hell!"
> > "Hell's not so bad" the demon said. "We actually have
> > a lot of fun down here. Are you a drinking man?"
> > "Sure" said the man "I love to drink"
> > "Well, you're gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays all
> > we do is drink. Whisky, tequila, Guinness, wine, gin.
> > We drink till we throw up and then we drink some
> > more".
> > The guy is astounded "Damn, that sounds great!"
> > "You smoke?" the demon asked.
> > "You better believe it!"
> > "You're gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest cigars
> > from all over the world and smoke our lungs out. If
> > you get cancer, no biggie. You're dead already,
> > remember?"
> > "Wow!" the guy said "That's awesome!"
> > The demon continued "I bet you like to gamble"
> > "Why yes, as a matter of fact I do"
> > "Wednesdays you can gamble all you want. Craps,
> > blackjack, poker, roulette, slots, whatever. If you
> > go bankrupt, well you're dead anyhow. You into
> > drugs?"
> > The guy said "Are you kidding, I love drugs. You
> > don't mean........?"
> > "That's right. Thursday is drug day. Help yourself to
> > a great big bowl of crack, or smack. Smoke a doobie
> > the size of a submarine. You can do drugs all you
> > want, you're dead, who cares!"
> > "Wow!" said the guy, starting to feel better about his situation. "I
> > never realized Hell was such a cool place"
> > The demon said "You gay?"
> > "No"
> > "Ooooooh, you're gonna HATE Fridays"
> > As he was wallowing in despair, he had his first
> > meeting with a demon. The demon asked "Why so glum?"
> > The guy responded "What do you think? I'm in Hell!"
> > "Hell's not so bad" the demon said. "We actually have
> > a lot of fun down here. Are you a drinking man?"
> > "Sure" said the man "I love to drink"
> > "Well, you're gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays all
> > we do is drink. Whisky, tequila, Guinness, wine, gin.
> > We drink till we throw up and then we drink some
> > more".
> > The guy is astounded "Damn, that sounds great!"
> > "You smoke?" the demon asked.
> > "You better believe it!"
> > "You're gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest cigars
> > from all over the world and smoke our lungs out. If
> > you get cancer, no biggie. You're dead already,
> > remember?"
> > "Wow!" the guy said "That's awesome!"
> > The demon continued "I bet you like to gamble"
> > "Why yes, as a matter of fact I do"
> > "Wednesdays you can gamble all you want. Craps,
> > blackjack, poker, roulette, slots, whatever. If you
> > go bankrupt, well you're dead anyhow. You into
> > drugs?"
> > The guy said "Are you kidding, I love drugs. You
> > don't mean........?"
> > "That's right. Thursday is drug day. Help yourself to
> > a great big bowl of crack, or smack. Smoke a doobie
> > the size of a submarine. You can do drugs all you
> > want, you're dead, who cares!"
> > "Wow!" said the guy, starting to feel better about his situation. "I
> > never realized Hell was such a cool place"
> > The demon said "You gay?"
> > "No"
> > "Ooooooh, you're gonna HATE Fridays"