Don't mess up with the Graphics Designer

[Cpt. Haddock]

(σορυ αλλα ειναι στα αγγλικα και είναι μπολικα ποστ - περιμενετε)

Story goes :
Shannon (the secretary) has lost her cat and has asked David (the graphic designer) to help
with a lost poster. This is their email correspondence...

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From: Shannon Walkley
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 9.15am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Poster

Hi
I opened the screen door yesterday and my cat got out and has been missing since then so I
was wondering if you are not to busy you could make a poster for me. It has to be A4 and I
will photocopy it and put it around my neighborhood this afternoon.


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This is the only photo of her I have she answers to the name Missy and is black and white and
about 8 months old. missing on Harper street and my phone number.
Thanks Shan.
From: David Thorne
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 9.26am
To: Shannon Walkley
Subject: Re: Poster
Dear Shannon,
That is shocking news.
Although I have two clients expecting completed work this afternoon, I will, of course, drop
everything and do whatever it takes to facilitate the speedy return of Missy.
Regards, David.

From:Shannon Walkley
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 9.37am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Poster
yeah ok thanks. I know you dont like cats but I am really worried about mine. I have to leave
at 1pm today.

From: David Thorne
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 10.17am
To: Shannon Walkley
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Poster
Dear Shannon,
I never said I don't like cats. Attached poster as requested.
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Regards, David.


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From: Shannon Walkley
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 10.24am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Poster
yeah thats not what I was looking for at all. it looks like a movie and how come the photo of
Missy is so small?

From: David Thorne
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 10.28am
To: Shannon Walkley
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Poster
Dear Shannon,
It's a design thing. The cat is lost in the negative space.
Regards, David.

From: Shannon Walkley
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 10.33am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Poster
Thats just stupid. Can you do it properly please? I am extremely emotional over this and was
up all night in tears. you seem to think it is funny. Can you make the photo bigger please and
fix the text and do it in colour please. Thanks.

From: David Thorne
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 10.46am
To: Shannon Walkley
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Poster
Dear Shannon,
Having worked with designers for a few years now, I would have assumed you understood,
despite our vague suggestions otherwise, we do not welcome constructive criticism. I don't
come downstairs and tell you how to send text messages, log onto Facebook and look out of
the window. I have amended and attached the poster as per your instructions.
Regards, David.

:wacko:


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:lol:

From: Shannon Walkley
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 10.59am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Poster
This is worse than the other one. can you make it so it shows the whole photo of Missy and
delete the stupid text that says missing missy off it? I just want it to say Lost.

From: David Thorne
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 11.14am
To: Shannon Walkley
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Poster


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:bawl:

From: Shannon Walkley
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 11.21am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Poster
yeah can you do the poster or not? I just want a photo and the word lost and the telephone
number and when and where she was lost and her name. Not like a movie poster or anything
stupid. I have to leave early today. If it was your cat I would help you. Thanks.

From: David Thorne
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 11.32am
To: Shannon Walkley
Subject: Awww
Dear Shannon,
I don't have a cat. I once agreed to look after a friend's cat for a week but after he dropped it
off at my apartment and explained the concept of kitty litter. I have attached the amended
version of your poster as per your detailed instructions.
Regards, David.


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:rotflmao:

From: Shannon Walkley
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 11.47am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Awww
Thats not my cat. where did you get that picture from? That cat is orange. I gave you a photo
of my cat.

From: David Thorne
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 11.58am
To: Shannon Walkley
Subject: Re: Re: Awww
I know, but that one is cute. As Missy has quite possibly met any one of several violent ends,
it is possible you might get a better cat out of this. If anybody calls and says "I haven't seen
your orange cat but I did find a black and white one with its hind legs run over by a car, do
you want it?" you can politely decline and save yourself a costly veterinarian bill.
Regards, David.

From: Shannon Walkley
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 12.07pm
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Awww
Please just use the photo I gave you.

From: David Thorne
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 12.22pm
To: Shannon Walkley
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Awww


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[McGyver]

http://www.moto.gr/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=108251

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From: Shannon Walkley
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 12.34pm
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Awww
I didnt say there was a reward. I dont have $2000 dollars. What did you even put that there
for? Apart from that it is perfect can you please remove the reward bit. Thanks Shan.

From: David Thorne
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 12.42pm
To: Shannon Walkley
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Awww


:bigcry:


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Αρχικά δημιουργήθηκε από McGyver
http://www.moto.gr/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=108251

Ουπς... :look:

Χαμένος κόπος

Ελειπα τότε

:rotflmao:


:wave2:

[Ζεύκας]

έτσι βλαμμένα!

να μην παίζετε με μας τους γραφίστες αν δεν είστε προετοιμασμένοι...:smokin: :evil:

[DimChios]

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:


μλκ μου κλαιω!!!!!!


:bigcry: :bigcry: :bigcry: :bigcry:

[DimChios]

Αρχικά δημιουργήθηκε από Ζεύκας
έτσι βλαμμένα!

να μην παίζετε με μας τους γραφίστες αν δεν είστε προετοιμασμένοι...:smokin: :evil:



ρε ουστ, μας εχετε πιει το αιμα!

:a38:









:bawl: :bawl: :bawl: :lol: :lol:

[DimChios]

επισης να πω οτι αν η π00τανα είχε ερθει απ την αρχη σε εμας θα ειχε κανει τη δουλεια της τσακ μπαμ καθοτι αι εποχαι ειναι δύσκολες και εξυπηρετουμε ΚΑΙ ηλιθιους!

:smokin:






















:rotflmao: :bigcry: :rotflmao:

[Ζεύκας]

Άντε ρε από δω χάμω! που ζητάτε τα κέρατά σας για μια έγχρωμη εκτύπωση σε ιλουστρασιόν χαρτί!

[DimChios]

Αρχικά δημιουργήθηκε από Ζεύκας
Άντε ρε από δω χάμω! που ζητάτε τα κέρατά σας για μια έγχρωμη εκτύπωση σε ιλουστρασιόν χαρτί!


ψηνεσαι να το παμε ετσι?

:smokin:

οκ, Ποσα σου ζητανε?

[sergiosm]

:bigcry: :bigcry: :bigcry: :bigcry: :bigcry: :bigcry: :bigcry: :bigcry:

[Ζεύκας]

δεν πληρώνω ρε...τους δίνω βόλτα το μηχανάκι και μου κάνουν και τζάμπα βιβλιοδεσία και εκτύπωση και σε μουσαμά αμά λάχει να ουμ...:smokin:

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

τέσπα,πλάκα κάνω κάποια στιγμή μπορεί να σε χρειαστώ :wave2:

[DimChios]

Αρχικά δημιουργήθηκε από Ζεύκας
δεν πληρώνω ρε...τους δίνω βόλτα το μηχανάκι και μου κάνουν και τζάμπα βιβλιοδεσία και εκτύπωση και σε μουσαμά αμά λάχει να ουμ...:smokin:

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

τέσπα,πλάκα κάνω κάποια στιγμή μπορεί να σε χρειαστώ :wave2:


μιας και ειμαστε στ ανεκδοτα...


κι εγω μπορει να σε χρειαστω!

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

[John Steed]

"As Missy has quite possibly met any one of several violent ends,
it is possible you might get a better cat out of this"



:bigcry: :bigcry: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :lol: