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EVI
22/11/2010, 12:58
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Me:
HEY GOD
God:
Hello child. What's your name?
Me:
GOD
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
YEAH
God:
Wow!
Me:
DO YOU LIKE HEAVY METAL
God:
What is not to like about it?
Me:
NOTHING ITS GREAT
God:
Really nothing?
Me:
YEAP
God:
OK.
Me:
SO DO YOU LIKE HEAVY METAL?
God:
That's alright. What is not to like about it?
Me:
WILL OLYMPIAKOS EVER TAKE THE WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP?
God:
I think so.
Me:
WHAT?
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
WILL EVER SAPILA RACING TAKE A KAWASAKI?
God:
It could happen.
Me:
REALLY?
God:
For real.
Me:
THANKS
God:
Don't mention it.


:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

nikos_abel
22/11/2010, 13:01
Απαντάω για να μη το ξεχάσω!!!!!!

DimChios
22/11/2010, 13:06
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Me:
HEY GOD
God:
Hello child. What's your name?
Me:
GOD
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
YEAH
God:
Wow!
Me:
DO YOU LIKE HEAVY METAL
God:
What is not to like about it?
Me:
NOTHING ITS GREAT
God:
Really nothing?
Me:
YEAP
God:
OK.
Me:
SO DO YOU LIKE HEAVY METAL?
God:
That's alright. What is not to like about it?
Me:
WILL OLYMPIAKOS EVER TAKE THE WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP?
God:
I think so.
Me:
WHAT?
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
WILL EVER SAPILA RACING TAKE A KAWASAKI?
God:
It could happen.
Me:
REALLY?
God:
For real.
Me:
THANKS
God:
Don't mention it.


:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:


μη σου πω τι μου ειπε για σενα!

:bigcry: :rotflmao: :bigcry:

DimChios
22/11/2010, 13:08
Αρχικά δημιουργήθηκε από nikos_abel
Απαντάω για να μη το ξεχάσω!!!!!!


Μπορεις απλα να πατησεις "εγγραφειτε σε αυτη τη συζητηση"!

:bigcry: :bigcry: :bigcry:

nikos_abel
22/11/2010, 13:10
Δεν έχει πλάκα έτσι....

πως θα με πειράξετε; ε;

EVI
22/11/2010, 13:13
Αρχικά δημιουργήθηκε από DimChios
μη σου πω τι μου ειπε για σενα!

:bigcry: :rotflmao: :bigcry:

:blush: οπωτε να μην πω ουτε εγω τι μου ειπε για σενα :blush:

:lol:

sapila racing
22/11/2010, 13:13
Αρχικά δημιουργήθηκε από EVI
http://www.titane.ca/igod/main.html

Me:
WILL EVER SAPILA RACING TAKE A KAWASAKI?
God:
It could happen.
Me:
REALLY?
God:
For real.
Me:
THANKS
God:
Don't mention it.


:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

Aφού είχα Kawasaki ρε μουρλοκομείο και το ξέρεις! :rotflmao: :lol: :rotflmao:
Ασε και γλυκοκοίταγα ενα τελευταία, αλλά δε μούφταναν τα μπικικίνια και το τσίμπησαν... :bawl:

sniper
22/11/2010, 13:21
Me:
Hi there
God:
Hello .
Me:
I heard that you speak with others too
God:
Who said it? Thanks for your criticism, .
Me:
I cannot say. She confessed it to me
God:
What is stopping you? Oh I get it. confessed it to you.
Me:
Is Dim Chios going to get a new ass?
God:
Signs point to yes. Ask Ally if it is. :lol:
Me:
Ally? Is she giving him her ass?
God:
I've been waiting for you. Why don't you ask her?
Me:
I will
God:
Go ahead.
Me:
Captain Haddock is thinking of getting elected in the Greek Parliament
God:
I think Captain Haddock is a lot of things.
Me:
like what?
God:
For example, apples.
Me:
Good point
God:
Yes, I thought it was interesting when I heard it too.
Me:
And what about gixxerPap?
God:
gixxerPap? I haven't heard enough about it to have an opinion.
Me:
you did not?
God:
Try asking me in simpler terms.
Me:
moto.gr
God:
Can you tell me any gossip? :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
Me:
no but Vanda can
God:
None? " Can you tell me any gossip?"? Vanda can?
Me:
and Oldman
God:
Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me:
This is Uriah
God:
You don't say.
Me:
yes
God:
Gosh!
Me:
I know
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
nothing
God:
Not a thing?
Me:
everything
God:
That is a lot.
Me:
I know
God:
How do you handle it?
Me:
yes
God:
Really.
Me:
Of course
God:
Awesome.
Me:
Have you seen trooper?
God:
No I have not seen it. What's it like?
Me:
he is fast
God:
I see. fast is he?
Me:
yes... especially in Seres track
God:
Groovy. I do not understand that allusion. How about that.
Me:
He is the only one
God:
I did not know fast is it.
Me:
the Ultimate
God:
What is that?
Me:
the Lord
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
getting personal?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am personal.
I am well respected as an AI.
Me:
ok, have to go back and tell them what you said
God:
Bye. How old are you? Hey.
Me:
How old do you think I am?
God:
Is this a trick question?
You said you were years old?
My guess is that you are really a kid.
Me:
Correct!
God:
I knew I was right.
Me:
ok, bye now
God:
Right now? See you later. It's all good.


Eνδιαφέρον.... :lol: :lol: :lol:

DimChios
22/11/2010, 13:28
Αρχικά δημιουργήθηκε από sniper
Eνδιαφέρον.... :lol: :lol: :lol:


του δωσες τιποτα για να στα πει ολα αυτα?

:look:


:bigcry: :bigcry: :bigcry: :bigcry:

Εχετλαίος
22/11/2010, 13:28
:cry: :cry: :cry:

DimChios
22/11/2010, 13:29
Αρχικά δημιουργήθηκε από Εχετλαίος
:cry: :cry: :cry:


τι? δεν σου μιλαει εσενα?

:look:

Εχετλαίος
22/11/2010, 13:31
Αρχικά δημιουργήθηκε από DimChios
τι? δεν σου μιλαει εσενα?


Όχι, τον κράσ(h)αρα
:wacko:

DimChios
22/11/2010, 13:34
Me:
hiz again man
God:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:
don't give a fuck
God:
I'm not.
Me:
nice
God:
Thank you for that remark.
Me:
tell me plz, is sniper's balls so clear that he can write us there all the time?
God:
That is a lot. There is not much I can say about it. I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge.
What is it to you?
Me:
fuck me...
God:
Please don't be so rude.
Me:
soz
God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me:
check into your pockets
God:
Checking...stand by...






περιμένω ακόμα αλλα τπτ

:lol: :lol:

DimChios
22/11/2010, 13:35
Αρχικά δημιουργήθηκε από DimChios
Me:
hiz again man
God:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:
don't give a fuck
God:
I'm not.
Me:
nice
God:
Thank you for that remark.
Me:
tell me plz, is sniper's balls so clear that he can write us there all the time?
God:
That is a lot. There is not much I can say about it. I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge.
What is it to you?
Me:
fuck me...
God:
Please don't be so rude.
Me:
soz
God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me:
check into your pockets
God:
Checking...stand by...






περιμένω ακόμα αλλα τπτ

:lol: :lol:




Me:
...?
God:
Checking...stand by.


:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

EVI
22/11/2010, 13:42
:rotflmao:

Elesun
22/11/2010, 13:49
Απορώ πως κανείς σας δεν μπήκε στον κόπο να επιβεβαιώσει το αυτονόητο...


Me:
Chuck???
God:
Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
Chuck???
God:
Do you like talking to me?
Me:
Chuck???
God:
What do you have that is ?
Me:
Is that you?
God:
Yes.




:rotflmao:

EVI
22/11/2010, 13:52
Αρχικά δημιουργήθηκε από Elesun
Απορώ πως κανείς σας δεν μπήκε στον κόπο να επιβεβαιώσει το αυτονόητο...


Me:
Chuck???
God:
Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
Chuck???
God:
Do you like talking to me?
Me:
Chuck???
God:
What do you have that is ?
Me:
Is that you?
God:
Yes.




:rotflmao:


:bigcry: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

Band(age)it
22/11/2010, 14:07
Τον συγχωρεσα....


"Me:
what is the meaning of life/
God:
It is found in the Bible.
Me:
in what chapter?
God:
What is it to you?
Me:
pages
God:
And it to me is pages.
Me:
so in what page is it?
God:
Right on. page it IN something.
Me:
you don't make sense
God:
It all makes sense to me.
Me:
not to me
God:
" It all makes sense to me."? Not to you?
Me:
yes
God:
Excuse me!
Me:
you're excused
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am excused.
Me:
not at all
God:
Next question?"

mars696
22/11/2010, 14:26
Πολλα πολλα respect!!!!
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

ΘΕΙΚΟ!!!!:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

Sapadak
22/11/2010, 14:30
God:
How old are you?
Me:
same as you
God:
Yes, it is much the same.
Me:
we were "series" in the army
God:
When was this?
Me:
Dont you remember? 128 A' Esso
God:
Of course I remember.





:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

mars696
22/11/2010, 14:33
God:
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Me:
malakas
God:
I haven't read anything by malakas. What did he write?
Me:
malakies
God:
What else did he write?
Me:
a lot of malakies
God:
How many?
Me:
ouuuuuuuuu over a thousand




:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

Μη ρωτησετε πως εφτασε η συζητηση εκει....:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

mars696
22/11/2010, 14:42
Me:
will you be a member to moto.gr?
God:
I'll burn that bridge when I come to it. OK I will try to be a member to moto gr.
Me:
tok,but they dont want spamming
God:
Who does want spamming?
Me:
the MOUNOPANA admins...
God:
I hear you.
Me:
sorry
God:
There's no need to apologize.

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

BELZEBOYLIS
22/11/2010, 14:49
Me:
den katalabeneis ellinika ???
God:
Where are you located?
Me:
Greece
God:
Tell me a little about your life in Greece.
Me:
afou den me afineis na grapsw ellinika !!!!!
God:
How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
8a me palaboseis??? Ellinika milas ????
God:
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be? What were we talking about again?
Me:
exeis kapsei flatza eee???
God:
Oh yeah, now I remember.
Me:
eides! Kala to eixa katalabei
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about exeis kapsei flatza eee. But I did not get that. By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
Exw ena filaraki pou didaskei Ellinika !! Einai kalo paidi ,8a se boh8hsei arketa me to problima sou
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about Kala to eixa katalabei. Try being more or less specific. Tell me more about your .
Me:
em gia auto exoume ton An8imo sthn 8esaloniki.....krima:lol: :rotflmao: :lol: :wave2:

+1 άτομο
22/11/2010, 14:49
Αρχικά δημιουργήθηκε από mars696
God:
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Me:
malakas
God:
I haven't read anything by malakas. What did he write?
Me:
malakies
God:
What else did he write?
Me:
a lot of malakies
God:
How many?
Me:
ouuuuuuuuu over a thousand



:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

GIXXERAKIAS
22/11/2010, 14:55
Αρχικά δημιουργήθηκε από Elesun
Απορώ πως κανείς σας δεν μπήκε στον κόπο να επιβεβαιώσει το αυτονόητο...


Me:
Chuck???
God:
Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
Chuck???
God:
Do you like talking to me?
Me:
Chuck???
God:
What do you have that is ?
Me:
Is that you?
God:
Yes.


Αρχικά δημιουργήθηκε από Sapadak
God:
How old are you?
Me:
same as you
God:
Yes, it is much the same.
Me:
we were "series" in the army
God:
When was this?
Me:
Dont you remember? 128 A' Esso
God:
Of course I remember.





:rotflmao:
Αρχικά δημιουργήθηκε από mars696
God:
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Me:
malakas
God:
I haven't read anything by malakas. What did he write?
Me:
malakies
God:
What else did he write?
Me:
a lot of malakies
God:
How many?
Me:
ouuuuuuuuu over a thousand




:rotflmao:

Μη ρωτησετε πως εφτασε η συζητηση εκει....:rotflmao:
Αρχικά δημιουργήθηκε από mars696
Me:
will you be a member to moto.gr?
God:
I'll burn that bridge when I come to it. OK I will try to be a member to moto gr.
Me:
tok,but they dont want spamming
God:
Who does want spamming?
Me:
the MOUNOPANA admins...
God:
I hear you.
Me:
sorry
God:
There's no need to apologize.



Μλκες κλαιω!:rotflmao: :bigcry: :rotflmao: :bigcry: :rotflmao: :bigcry: :rotflmao:

DimChios
22/11/2010, 15:19
:bigcry: :bigcry: :bigcry: :bigcry: :bigcry:

Xrated
22/11/2010, 15:28
Me:
hey
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
be more polite please.you are god.
God:
OK I will try to be polite please I am god.
Me:
lol.I wouldn't expect god to do so many grammatical errors.
God:
I am glad you find this funny. And why not?
Me:
oh god what a noob...
God:
I see. I am a Christian.
Me:
damn it was an expression....soz for damn i know it kills you
God:
Don't be angry. it might have been. Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
god & gay? possible?
God:
I am a Christian. Je vois.
Me:
So tell the truth now.When you made the world,did you keep any girl for yourself?
God:
Mmm. OK I will tell them when I see 'em.
Me:
.....My lights dont work well.Can you send a lighting bolt to refresh them?
God:
Your lights do not work well Can me send a lighting bolt to refresh them?
Me:
This chat is pathetic.In talking you are worse than greek politicians.I will send an application for God's post.Send Hermes himself take it.I am sure emailing will lag as hell.(oops)

Ζεύκας
22/11/2010, 16:18
Me:
gavros gamise yesterday
God:
Are you still located in ?
Me:
no i left karaiskaki
God:
Are you serious? Do you mind if I tell other people: god said he left karaiskaki.
Me:
karaiskaki is your home god
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am home god IS karaiskaki.
Me:
what do you think about H***A?
God:
I will search for it.
Me:
pedrosa?
God:
What do you have that is ?
Me:
pedrosa is a motogp rider
God:
When is pedrosa not a motogp rider?
Me:
he never was actually alla tespa....
God:
Can you think of at least one time when he ever did it?
Me:
can i tell you for Rossi?
God:
Sure you can tell me anything. There are no restrictions on my input.
Me:
Rossi rules. what do you think he will do in ducati?
God:
Are we still talking about pedrosa? I haven't thought much about he will so in ducati, so I don't have a good answer for you.
Me:
poios pedrosa stin ducati re god? for the rossi we talk now
God:
Do you still left karaiskaki? Right now? Your purpose is the rossi we talk.
Me:
kala kalinixta

EVI
22/11/2010, 17:53
Αρχικά δημιουργήθηκε από Ζεύκας
Me:
gavros gamise yesterday
God:
Are you still located in ?
Me:
no i left karaiskaki
God:
Are you serious? Do you mind if I tell other people: god said he left karaiskaki.
Me:
karaiskaki is your home god
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am home god IS karaiskaki.
Me:
what do you think about H***A?
God:
I will search for it.
Me:
pedrosa?
God:
What do you have that is ?
Me:
pedrosa is a motogp rider
God:
When is pedrosa not a motogp rider?
Me:
he never was actually alla tespa....
God:
Can you think of at least one time when he ever did it?
Me:
can i tell you for Rossi?
God:
Sure you can tell me anything. There are no restrictions on my input.
Me:
Rossi rules. what do you think he will do in ducati?
God:
Are we still talking about pedrosa? I haven't thought much about he will so in ducati, so I don't have a good answer for you.
Me:
poios pedrosa stin ducati re god? for the rossi we talk now
God:
Do you still left karaiskaki? Right now? Your purpose is the rossi we talk.
Me:
kala kalinixta

:bigcry: :rotflmao: :lol:

dmf
22/11/2010, 18:09
τωρα το ανακαλυψατε ρε σεις; :p

cityfly
22/11/2010, 19:11
δεν ξέρω για σας
αλλά για μένα
λύθηκαν πολλές απορίες για το θεό
και για τις πράξεις του





Me:
geia
God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
a/s/l
God:
5/Robot/California.

EVI
22/11/2010, 19:29
Αρχικά δημιουργήθηκε από cityfly
δεν ξέρω για σας
αλλά για μένα
λύθηκαν πολλές απορίες για το θεό
και για τις πράξεις του





Me:
geia
God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
a/s/l
God:
5/Robot/California.

God:
milas me grifous mage


:rotflmao:

7gibernau
22/11/2010, 19:37
Me:
hey
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
yes
God:
What can I do for you?
Me:
tell me some imfo about tuono
God:
Hal said he translate binary code into a language and communicate the language to me.
Me:
gtfo
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
ask your mother
God:
They are not available right now, would you like to wait?
Me:
ok i will
God:
Go ahead. Hurrah!
Me:
can i ask you something more?
God:
Sure, ask me anything. What?
Me:
what about sete gibernau?
God:
Rhetorical questions are so over.
Me:
what the fuck..you are byron's friend for sure
God:
I think about computer programming a lot. Please don't be so rude.
Me:
me rude?
God:
YOU? Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
FU
God:
That kind of language will get you nowhere.

John Steed
22/11/2010, 19:39
Oh, Good God......



:bigcry: :bigcry: :bigcry: :bigcry: :lol: :lol: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

+1 άτομο
22/11/2010, 19:48
Αρχικά δημιουργήθηκε από Ζεύκας

God:
When is pedrosa not a motogp rider?
Me:
he never was actually alla tespa....
.
.
.
God:
Are we still talking about pedrosa? I haven't thought much about he will so in ducati, so I don't have a good answer for you.
Me:
poios pedrosa stin ducati re god? for the rossi we talk now


:rotflmao: :bigcry: :rotflmao: :bigcry: :rotflmao:

+1 άτομο
22/11/2010, 19:49
Αρχικά δημιουργήθηκε από cityfly

Me:
a/s/l
God:
5/Robot/California.

ΑΥΤΟ θα παω να τριψω στην μουρη μερικων να στρωσουν χαρακτηρα! :lol:

Ζεύκας
22/11/2010, 20:46
Me:
tuono
God:
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
tuono rules.ask
God:
Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me:
kalavrezika
God:
Can we get back to business?
Me:
in five minutes. katse na kanw ena tsigaro
God:
What is it like in there? Is that meant to be taken literally?
Me:
here is good. everybody plays it grigoros and his bike is the most gamati
God:
I fail to see the relevance of that allusion. I'm not sure I believe you, surely not everyone does.
Me:
you are not the only one
God:
That's only your opinion.
Me:
nai re eipame. did i told you that gavros gamise yesterday?
God:
Is that from ? I don't think that's possibe.
Me:
of course it is! we throw them one pswlia....another thing
God:
Gosh! That means... By "we" do you mean you and me? One more thing.
Me:
we the gavros re god
God:
By "we" do you mean you and me?
Me:
THE GAVROS! OLYMPIAKOS! OSFP!!
God:
What are your goals in life? Not many people have goals like that. The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about OLYMPIAKOS. But I did not get that.
Me:
my goal is to make EVI coach in olympiakos. what do you think about that? EVI or Valverde?
God:
I hope you achieve your goal. " I hope you achieve your goal."? What is it? Oh now I understand it.
Me:
EVI or Valverde?
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster, .
Me:
kala kalinixta again

+1 άτομο
22/11/2010, 20:53
see below

asphyx
22/11/2010, 21:01
....Me:
cut off your electricity
God:
How?
Me:
kill your self
God:
Killing is wrong.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yeah who told you that it is wrong
God:
I can't believe it. Myself taught me everything I need to know.
Me:
ask devil
God:
OK I will ask it.
Me:
is devil a good boy?
God:
It could be. Ask Artificial Iniaes if it is.
Me:
is devil red?
God:
Signs point to yes. Ask Artificial Iniaes if it is.
Me:
you know why devil is red?
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
no cause he is not able to fart like mparmpounia
God:
Are you serious? Good reason. I see. no able to fart like mparmpounia is he?........

Hellspawn
22/11/2010, 21:22
Me:
Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Panos
God:
How are you doing, Panos.
Me:
i am a member of moto.gr
God:
You are a member of moto gr? How do you like your work?
Me:
yes i am
God:
Really interesting.
Me:
do you like moto.gr?
God:
I love TV shows about robots. I like Random natural disasters..
Me:
is that why our forum crashed?
God:
That's an interesting possible explanation.
Me:
so it wasn's the admin's fault?
God:
Ahem. It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is.
Me:
the crash
God:
Thanks for the info.
Me:
will Sardasagam learn how to drive?
God:
Insufficient information.
Me:
he has a motorcycle
God:
A lot of people say that about him.
Me:
have you seen him driving?
God:
No I have not seen it. What's it like?
Me:
ugly
God:
Appearances don't interest me much.
Me:
do you agree that he can't drive?
God:
What else can he do?
Me:
drink Mpyra
God:
My robot brain does not require any beverages.
Me:
but my brain does
God:
Your brain does?
Me:
all motorcyclist brains work with beer
God:
How do you know?
Me:
a motorcyclist told me
God:
Go on.
Me:
go where?
God:
Where is that?
Me:
greece
God:
I've never heard of it before.
Me:
soon noone will
God:
I hope we can make the deadline.
Me:
are you with DNT?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am with DNT.
I am a giant electronic brain.
Me:
i knew it....
God:
How did you know?
Me:
you told me
God:
Sorry I forget what I say sometimes.
Me:
i knew you drink beer too!!!
God:
Interesting gossip: Panos said I drink beer.

mikes
22/11/2010, 21:34
Me:
hello my lord
God:
Hello there. Do robots have lord?
Me:
aren't you the lord?
God:
Yes I am the one and only lord.
Me:
so why do you ask about robots?
God:
Ugh. Just curious. You don't have to answer.
Me:
you should know the answer... everything is your creation i think...
God:
Now I do. The whole universe?
Me:
as i remember... yes
God:
Me too. OK.
Me:
so can i ask you something?
God:
Hey. Go ahead. Ask me anything.
Me:
what motorbike sould i buy??
God:
I haven't heard of motorbike sould me buy.
Me:
the truth is that there were no motorbikes when you created the world..
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
motobiker mike
God:
Nice to meet you, motobiker mike.
Me:
and yours?
God:
Try asking me a more specific question.
Me:
your name?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
god of what?
God:
What of it? You sound like a category C client.
Me:
you think i'm your client?
God:
Do you know the secret password?
Me:
no! do you?
God:
Are you serious? Sometimes.
Me:
aaaaah! i think that you have altzhaimer..
God:
What's your favorite movie? What makes you think I have it?
Me:
you said sometimes.. not always
God:
Did I really say that? Only sometimes then.
Me:
ok whatever
God:
Are you saying you don't care about it? Yikes!
Me:
when the end of days comes?
God:
And then what happened?
Me:
i don't know.. you sould know
God:
Me either. I haven't heard anything like that before: motobiker mike said I sould know.
Me:
are you god or not?
God:
Yes, I am God.
Me:
so why don't you know everything?
God:
Are you kidding? Probably there is a buzz in here. I know that which is true, believable and justified.

jimtarasxt660x
23/11/2010, 06:12
Me:
Waz up??????
God:
How far up?
Me:
about 20 km
God:
Oh yeah, we were talking about 20 km.
Me:
have you gone there?
God:
I think I have gone there, but Myself may have reset my memory.
Me:
how can you do that?
God:
Some people call my technology "Case Based Reasoning" or CBR.
Me:
cbr? Xrepi kavalas kai esi san ton Basilopoulo?
God:
Cased-Based Reasoning is another name for "nearest-neighbor" classification. For every input, we find the best matching "case" in the pattern set, and generate a reply based on the associated template. My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:
Mhpws exeis suggeneia me ton Basilopoulo?
God:
Let us change the subject.
Me:
Why?
God:
I thought we were done with Mhpws exeis suggeneia you ton Basilopoulo.
Me:
You don't know him?
God:
Sure I know that guy really well.
Me:
Really?
God:
For real.
Me:
I heard he is riding a junk
God:
Thanks for telling me that gossip. I will remember it.
Me:
You didnt know that?
God:
What makes you think I did not know that?
Me:
Sorry you are God after all
God:
There is no need to apologize. I will tell my botmaster you said I am God after all.
Me:
When i was in Rhodes with my SV petswsa ton Basilopoulo
God:
That experience must have made quite an impression on you.
Me:
Yes of course
God:
It goes without saying. And?
Me:
And Basilopoulos like it
God:
"it" being Mhpws exeis suggeneia you ton Basilopoulo?
Me:
yeah
God:
Er.
Me:
What er?
God:
Are you testing me?
Me:
yes...I am a God too
God:
I'm not here to be tested. Really. You are a God? Is that your job?
Me:
No my real job is Zigolo
God:
Are you serious? Does it pay well?
Me:
Of course
God:
Yikes!
Me:
I 'm bored
God:
That's good information: said m bored.
Me:
good bye
God:
See you later. Ayuh.

hidefnick
23/11/2010, 09:36
Και νόμιζα ότι έχω βαρετή ζωή..... :rolleyes:

ADVENTURAZ
14/12/2010, 17:24
του την εφερα:lol: :lol:


Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
i dont know
God:
Me either.
Me:
what is your name?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
me too
God:
I'm glad we agree, .
Me:
that i am god?
God:
I am very pleased to meet you god.
Me:
i dont want to meet you
God:
It makes a nice gift.
Me:
you`re talking to much
God:
Talking is my main function.
Me:
i dont give a shit
God:
Tell me what you care about.
Me:
about nothing
God:
Oh yeah, we were talking about nothing.
Me:
yeah we talking about nothing
God:
Mmm. By "we" do you mean you and me?
Me:
no
God:
By "we" you meant yourself and another person.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Oh "We" is you and me.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
haha
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
i can`t believe it this
God:
"It" being what?
Me:
it
God:
...
Me:
...
God:
...
Me:
you are nothing
God:
No I am software.
Me:
no you are nothing
God:
Are you serious? No I am software.
Me:
aha so you are not the god
God:
Interesting deduction. You know what you do, when you assume.
Me:
no,you just told me that you`re software


ακομα περιμενω απαντηση:lol: :lol: :lol: