nimbus
09/09/2005, 14:57
1. Men are like ...Laxatives ..... They irritate the crap out of
>>>you.
>>>2. Men are like .......Bananas ..... The older they get, the less
>>>firm they are.
>>>3. Men are like .......Weather ..... Nothing can be done to change
>>>them.
>>>4. Men are like ......Blenders ... You need One, but you're not
>>>quite sure why.
>>>5. Men are like .Chocolate Bars ..... Sweet, smooth, &they usually
>>>head right for your hips.
>>>6. Men are like Commercials ...... You can't believe a word they
>>>say.
>>>7. Men are like .......Department Stores ..... Their clothes are
>>>always 1/2 off.
>>>8. Men are like .......Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo
>>>long to mature.
>>>9. Men are like .......Mascara ...... They usually run at the
>>>first sign of emotion.
>>>10. Men are like .....Popcorn ..... They satisfy you, but only for
>>>a little while.
>>>11. Men are like Snowstorms ...... You never know when they're
>>>coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
>>>12. Men are like .......Lava Lamps ..... Fun to look at, but not
>>>very bright.
>>>13. Men are like ......Parking Spots ....... All the good ones are
>>>taken, the rest are handicapped.
>>>Now send this to all the remarkable women you know, as well as to
>>>any understanding good-natured, fun kinda guys you might be lucky
>>>enough to know !!!!!!!!!!
>>>you.
>>>2. Men are like .......Bananas ..... The older they get, the less
>>>firm they are.
>>>3. Men are like .......Weather ..... Nothing can be done to change
>>>them.
>>>4. Men are like ......Blenders ... You need One, but you're not
>>>quite sure why.
>>>5. Men are like .Chocolate Bars ..... Sweet, smooth, &they usually
>>>head right for your hips.
>>>6. Men are like Commercials ...... You can't believe a word they
>>>say.
>>>7. Men are like .......Department Stores ..... Their clothes are
>>>always 1/2 off.
>>>8. Men are like .......Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo
>>>long to mature.
>>>9. Men are like .......Mascara ...... They usually run at the
>>>first sign of emotion.
>>>10. Men are like .....Popcorn ..... They satisfy you, but only for
>>>a little while.
>>>11. Men are like Snowstorms ...... You never know when they're
>>>coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
>>>12. Men are like .......Lava Lamps ..... Fun to look at, but not
>>>very bright.
>>>13. Men are like ......Parking Spots ....... All the good ones are
>>>taken, the rest are handicapped.
>>>Now send this to all the remarkable women you know, as well as to
>>>any understanding good-natured, fun kinda guys you might be lucky
>>>enough to know !!!!!!!!!!