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cityfly
24/02/2004, 14:05
An American,a Brit and an Iraqi are in a bar one night having a beer.

The Yankee drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air, pulls

out a gun and shoots the glass to pieces.



He says: "In the states our glasses are so cheap that we don't need

to drink from the same one twice."



The Brit, obviously impressed by this drinks his beer, throws his

glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the glass to pieces.



He says: "In the British Isles we have so much sand to make the

glasses that we don't need to drink out of the same glass twice either." >

The Iraqi, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer and drinks it,

throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the Yank and

the Brit.



He says: "In Baghdad we have so manyAmericans and Brits that we

don't need to drink with the same ones twice."

periklisk
24/02/2004, 15:21
Ο πονοκέφαλος
Λέει στο γιατρό του ένας ασθενής:
- "Γιατρέ μου κάθε πρωί που ξυπνάω για 15 λεπτά έχω φοβερό πονοκέφαλο."
Και απαντάει ο γιατρός:
- "Γι` αυτό κάνεις έτσι, ξύπνα ένα τέταρτο αργότερα!"
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