cityfly
24/02/2004, 13:05
An American,a Brit and an Iraqi are in a bar one night having a beer.
The Yankee drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air, pulls
out a gun and shoots the glass to pieces.
He says: "In the states our glasses are so cheap that we don't need
to drink from the same one twice."
The Brit, obviously impressed by this drinks his beer, throws his
glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the glass to pieces.
He says: "In the British Isles we have so much sand to make the
glasses that we don't need to drink out of the same glass twice either." >
The Iraqi, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer and drinks it,
throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the Yank and
the Brit.
He says: "In Baghdad we have so manyAmericans and Brits that we
don't need to drink with the same ones twice."
The Yankee drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air, pulls
out a gun and shoots the glass to pieces.
He says: "In the states our glasses are so cheap that we don't need
to drink from the same one twice."
The Brit, obviously impressed by this drinks his beer, throws his
glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the glass to pieces.
He says: "In the British Isles we have so much sand to make the
glasses that we don't need to drink out of the same glass twice either." >
The Iraqi, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer and drinks it,
throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the Yank and
the Brit.
He says: "In Baghdad we have so manyAmericans and Brits that we
don't need to drink with the same ones twice."