Alx 84
06/10/2005, 18:10
"A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the
Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "What are
all those clocks?" St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on
Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will
move."
"Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?" St. Peter replied, "That's Mother
Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie."
"Incredible, wow!" said the man. "And whose clock is that one?" St. Peter
responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock.
The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his
entire life."
Where's Bush's clock?" asked the man. St. Peter said, "Bush's clock is in
Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."
Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "What are
all those clocks?" St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on
Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will
move."
"Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?" St. Peter replied, "That's Mother
Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie."
"Incredible, wow!" said the man. "And whose clock is that one?" St. Peter
responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock.
The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his
entire life."
Where's Bush's clock?" asked the man. St. Peter said, "Bush's clock is in
Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."