SubZero
18/10/2005, 16:13
Once there was a prostitute who had three different rates
based on the following three conditions:
1) $100.00 to do it on the grass.
2) $200.00 to do it on a couch.
3) $300.00 to do it in the bed.
One day, a British walks in and slaps a $100 note on
the table. So they go out and did it on the grass.
Soon, an American walks in and slaps a $200 note on the table.
So they go for the couch and do it on there.
At the end of the day, a Greek walks in and slaps $300 on the table....
Happy from seeing the money the prostitute says, "Wow,... you've got some class".
The Greek responds,
"Class my ass morie poutana... Three times on the grass."
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based on the following three conditions:
1) $100.00 to do it on the grass.
2) $200.00 to do it on a couch.
3) $300.00 to do it in the bed.
One day, a British walks in and slaps a $100 note on
the table. So they go out and did it on the grass.
Soon, an American walks in and slaps a $200 note on the table.
So they go for the couch and do it on there.
At the end of the day, a Greek walks in and slaps $300 on the table....
Happy from seeing the money the prostitute says, "Wow,... you've got some class".
The Greek responds,
"Class my ass morie poutana... Three times on the grass."
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