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28/12/2005, 14:27
hese are from a book called Disorder in the Court, and are things people
actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published bycourt
reporters-who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were
actually taking place. Some of these are excellent -- don't miss the last
one.
____________________________ ____
Q: Are you sexually active?
A: No, I just lie there.
____________________________ ____
Q: What is your date of birth?
A: July 15th.
Q: What year?
A: Every year.
____________________________ ____
Q: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
A: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
____________________________ ____
Q: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
A: Yes.
Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
A: I forget.
Q: You forget. Can you give us an example of something that
you've forgotten?
____________________________ ____
Q: How old is your son, the one living with you?
A: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which.
Q: How long has he lived with you?
A: Forty-five years.
____________________________ ____
Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke
up that morning?
A: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"
Q: And why did that upset you?
A: My name is Susan.
____________________________ ____
Q: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in
voodoo or the occult?
A: We both do.
Q: Voodoo?
A: We do.
Q: You do?
A: Yes, voodoo.
____________________________ ____
Q: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep,
he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
____________________________ ____
Q: The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how old is he?
____________________________ ____
Q: Were you present when your picture was taken?
____________________________ ____
Q: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
A: Yes.
Q: And what were you doing at that time?
____________________________ ____
Q: She had three children, right?
A: Yes.
Q: How many were boys?
A: None.
Q: Were there any girls?
____________________________ ____
Q: How was your first marriage terminated?
A: By death.
Q: And by whose death was it terminated?
____________________________ ____
Q: Can you describe the individual?
A: He was about medium height and had a beard.
Q: Was this a male, or a female?
____________________________ ____
Q: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to
a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
A: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
____________________________ ____
Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?
A: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.
____________________________ ____
Q: All your responses must be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
A: Oral.
____________________________ ____
Q: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
A: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
Q: And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time?
A: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an
autopsy.
____________________________ ____
Q: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
____________________________ ____
Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check
for a pulse?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for blood pressure?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for breathing?
A: No.
Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when
you began the autopsy?
A: No.
Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
Q: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
A: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and
practicing law somewhere
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actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published bycourt
reporters-who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were
actually taking place. Some of these are excellent -- don't miss the last
one.
____________________________ ____
Q: Are you sexually active?
A: No, I just lie there.
____________________________ ____
Q: What is your date of birth?
A: July 15th.
Q: What year?
A: Every year.
____________________________ ____
Q: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
A: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
____________________________ ____
Q: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
A: Yes.
Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
A: I forget.
Q: You forget. Can you give us an example of something that
you've forgotten?
____________________________ ____
Q: How old is your son, the one living with you?
A: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which.
Q: How long has he lived with you?
A: Forty-five years.
____________________________ ____
Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke
up that morning?
A: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"
Q: And why did that upset you?
A: My name is Susan.
____________________________ ____
Q: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in
voodoo or the occult?
A: We both do.
Q: Voodoo?
A: We do.
Q: You do?
A: Yes, voodoo.
____________________________ ____
Q: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep,
he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
____________________________ ____
Q: The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how old is he?
____________________________ ____
Q: Were you present when your picture was taken?
____________________________ ____
Q: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
A: Yes.
Q: And what were you doing at that time?
____________________________ ____
Q: She had three children, right?
A: Yes.
Q: How many were boys?
A: None.
Q: Were there any girls?
____________________________ ____
Q: How was your first marriage terminated?
A: By death.
Q: And by whose death was it terminated?
____________________________ ____
Q: Can you describe the individual?
A: He was about medium height and had a beard.
Q: Was this a male, or a female?
____________________________ ____
Q: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to
a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
A: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
____________________________ ____
Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?
A: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.
____________________________ ____
Q: All your responses must be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
A: Oral.
____________________________ ____
Q: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
A: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
Q: And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time?
A: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an
autopsy.
____________________________ ____
Q: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
____________________________ ____
Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check
for a pulse?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for blood pressure?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for breathing?
A: No.
Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when
you began the autopsy?
A: No.
Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
Q: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
A: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and
practicing law somewhere
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