ronin1
20/01/2006, 13:25
> > >Skiing Buddies
> > >
> > >Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. They loaded up Jack's
> > >station wagon and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got
> > >caught in a terrible blizzard. They pulled into a nearby farm house and
> > >asked the attractive lady of the house if they could spend the night.
> > >
> > >"I'm recently widowed," she explained, "and I'm afraid the neighbors
will
> > >talk if I let you stay in my house."
> > >
> > >"Not to worry," Jack said, "we'll be happy to sleep in the barn."
> > >
> > >Nine months later, Jack got a letter from the widow's attorney. He
called
> > >up his friend Bob and said, "Bob, do you remember that good-looking
widow
> > >at the farm we stayed at?"
> > >
> > >"Yes, I do." "
> > >
> > >Did you happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the house
> and
> > >have sex with her?"
> > >
> > >"Yes, I have to admit that I did."
> > >
> > >"Did you happen to use my name instead of telling her your name?"
> > >
> > >Bob's face turns red and he said, "Yeah, I'm afraid I did."
> > >
> > >"Well, thanks! She just died and left me everything!"
> > >
> > >Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. They loaded up Jack's
> > >station wagon and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got
> > >caught in a terrible blizzard. They pulled into a nearby farm house and
> > >asked the attractive lady of the house if they could spend the night.
> > >
> > >"I'm recently widowed," she explained, "and I'm afraid the neighbors
will
> > >talk if I let you stay in my house."
> > >
> > >"Not to worry," Jack said, "we'll be happy to sleep in the barn."
> > >
> > >Nine months later, Jack got a letter from the widow's attorney. He
called
> > >up his friend Bob and said, "Bob, do you remember that good-looking
widow
> > >at the farm we stayed at?"
> > >
> > >"Yes, I do." "
> > >
> > >Did you happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the house
> and
> > >have sex with her?"
> > >
> > >"Yes, I have to admit that I did."
> > >
> > >"Did you happen to use my name instead of telling her your name?"
> > >
> > >Bob's face turns red and he said, "Yeah, I'm afraid I did."
> > >
> > >"Well, thanks! She just died and left me everything!"