slacker
26/01/2006, 11:55
There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't.
If at first you don't succeed; call it version 1.0
I'm not anti-social; I'm just not user friendly.
My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code.
Microsoft: "You've got questions. We've got dancing paperclips."
A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.
The box said 'Requires Windows 95 or better'. So I installed LINUX.
Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.
UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity. - Dennis Ritchie
If at first you don't succeed; call it version 1.0
I'm not anti-social; I'm just not user friendly.
My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code.
Microsoft: "You've got questions. We've got dancing paperclips."
A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.
The box said 'Requires Windows 95 or better'. So I installed LINUX.
Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.
UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity. - Dennis Ritchie