kalesin
16/02/2006, 15:12
Once there was a prostitute who had three different rates based on
the following conditions:
1) $100.00 to do it on the grass
2) $200.00 to do it on a couch
3) $300.00 to do it in the bed
In the morning a British walks in and slaps a $100 note on the table.
So they went out and did it on the grass.
Soon, an American walks in and slaps a $200 note on the table.
So they went for the couch and did it there.
At the end of a day, a Greek walks in and slaps $300 on the table.
Happy from seeing the money, the prostitute says:
" Wow,...you've got some class..."
The Greek responds: " Class my balls morh poutana...Three times on
the grass"
the following conditions:
1) $100.00 to do it on the grass
2) $200.00 to do it on a couch
3) $300.00 to do it in the bed
In the morning a British walks in and slaps a $100 note on the table.
So they went out and did it on the grass.
Soon, an American walks in and slaps a $200 note on the table.
So they went for the couch and did it there.
At the end of a day, a Greek walks in and slaps $300 on the table.
Happy from seeing the money, the prostitute says:
" Wow,...you've got some class..."
The Greek responds: " Class my balls morh poutana...Three times on
the grass"