dio650gs
02/03/2006, 08:02
Σορρυ για το κατεβατό, αλλά ποιός μεταφράζει πρωί-πρωί..
In New York City a new shop has just opened where woman can choose and
buy a husband. At the entrance the following sign has been posted:
- You can visit the shop ONLY ONCE
- There are 6 floors and the men characteristics get better and
better as you go up
- You can choose a husband at the floor you are at or go the
next
one.
- You cannot go back to the previous floor
One woman decides to visit the Husband shop in order to find a
companion
At the 1st floor the sign says: "These men have a job"
The woman decides to go to the next one
At the 2nd floor the sign says: "These men have a job and love
children"
The woman decides to go to the next one
At the 3rd floor the sign says: " These men have a job, love children
and are extremely beautiful"
"Wow" the woman thought, but she feels to go up again.
At the 4rd floor the sign says: "These men have a job, love children,
are extremely beautiful and help with housecleaning"
"Incredible!" the woman says. "I can barely resist", but she goes one
floor up At the 5th floor she finds a sign that says: "These men have a
job, love children, are extremely beautiful, help with housecleaning
and
are terrifying lovers full of romance"
The woman now is really tempted to stay and choose one husband, but at
the end decides to go up one last one floor At the 6th floor a sign
says: "You are visitor number 31.652.069 of this floor. There are no
men
here; this floor exists only to prove that it is impossible to please
women. Thanks for having chosen our shop"
In front of the Husband Store across the street, a Wife Shop has also
opened. At the First floor the sign says: "These women love to have
sex"
The Second floor sign says: "These women love to have sex and are very
rich"
The remaining three floors HAVE NEVER BEEN VISITED BY ANY MAN.
In New York City a new shop has just opened where woman can choose and
buy a husband. At the entrance the following sign has been posted:
- You can visit the shop ONLY ONCE
- There are 6 floors and the men characteristics get better and
better as you go up
- You can choose a husband at the floor you are at or go the
next
one.
- You cannot go back to the previous floor
One woman decides to visit the Husband shop in order to find a
companion
At the 1st floor the sign says: "These men have a job"
The woman decides to go to the next one
At the 2nd floor the sign says: "These men have a job and love
children"
The woman decides to go to the next one
At the 3rd floor the sign says: " These men have a job, love children
and are extremely beautiful"
"Wow" the woman thought, but she feels to go up again.
At the 4rd floor the sign says: "These men have a job, love children,
are extremely beautiful and help with housecleaning"
"Incredible!" the woman says. "I can barely resist", but she goes one
floor up At the 5th floor she finds a sign that says: "These men have a
job, love children, are extremely beautiful, help with housecleaning
and
are terrifying lovers full of romance"
The woman now is really tempted to stay and choose one husband, but at
the end decides to go up one last one floor At the 6th floor a sign
says: "You are visitor number 31.652.069 of this floor. There are no
men
here; this floor exists only to prove that it is impossible to please
women. Thanks for having chosen our shop"
In front of the Husband Store across the street, a Wife Shop has also
opened. At the First floor the sign says: "These women love to have
sex"
The Second floor sign says: "These women love to have sex and are very
rich"
The remaining three floors HAVE NEVER BEEN VISITED BY ANY MAN.