Exoyn MΠeiiii ????

[grpal]

TEACHER : Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS : Maria!
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TEACHER : Why are you late, Frank?
FRANK : Because of the sign.
TEACHER : What sign?
FRANK : The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
___________________________________________________________
TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN : You told me to do it without using tables!
___________________________________________________________
TEACHER :Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
GLENN : K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
TEACHER : No, that's wrong
GLENN : Maybe it s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!
___________________________________________________________
TEACHER : Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD : H I J K L M N O!!
TEACHER : What are you talking about?
DONALD : Yesterday you said it's H to O!
___________________________________________________________
TEACHER :Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't
have tenyears ago.
WINNIE : Me!
___________________________________________________________
TEACHER : Goss, why do you always get so dirty?
GOSS : Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
___________________________________________________________
TEACHER : Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
MILLIE : I is...
TEACHER : No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
MILLIE : Alright... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
___________________________________________________________
TEACHER : Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?
TINO: Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."
___________________________________________________________
TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry
tree, but also admitted doing it. Now, Louie, do you know why his
father didn't punish him?"
LOUIS : Because George still had the ax in his hand.
___________________________________________________________
TEACHER : Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON : No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
___________________________________________________________
TEACHER : Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as
your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, teacher, it's the same dog!;
__________________________________________________________
TEACHER : Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when
people are no longer interested?
HAROLD : A teacher.

[koutroulis]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :bawl: :bawl: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[bartlal]

Αρχικά δημιουργήθηκε από grpal
TEACHER : Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS : Maria!
___________________________________________________________
TEACHER : Why are you late, Frank?
FRANK : Because of the sign.
TEACHER : What sign?
FRANK : The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
___________________________________________________________
TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN : You told me to do it without using tables!
___________________________________________________________
TEACHER :Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
GLENN : K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
TEACHER : No, that's wrong
GLENN : Maybe it s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!
___________________________________________________________
TEACHER : Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD : H I J K L M N O!!
TEACHER : What are you talking about?
DONALD : Yesterday you said it's H to O!
___________________________________________________________
TEACHER :Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't
have tenyears ago.
WINNIE : Me!
___________________________________________________________
TEACHER : Goss, why do you always get so dirty?
GOSS : Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
___________________________________________________________
TEACHER : Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
MILLIE : I is...
TEACHER : No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
MILLIE : Alright... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
___________________________________________________________
TEACHER : Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?
TINO: Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."
___________________________________________________________
TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry
tree, but also admitted doing it. Now, Louie, do you know why his
father didn't punish him?"
LOUIS : Because George still had the ax in his hand.
___________________________________________________________
TEACHER : Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON : No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
___________________________________________________________
TEACHER : Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as
your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, teacher, it's the same dog!;
__________________________________________________________
TEACHER : Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when
people are no longer interested?
HAROLD : A teacher.


ε, λιιιιιιιιιιιιιιγο....:rolleyes:
:lol: :lol: :lol:

http://www.moto.gr/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=11159


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[kostasvar]

Αρχικά δημιουργήθηκε από grpal
TEACHER : Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS : Maria!
___________________________________________________________
TEACHER : Why are you late, Frank?
FRANK : Because of the sign.
TEACHER : What sign?
FRANK : The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
___________________________________________________________
TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN : You told me to do it without using tables!
___________________________________________________________
TEACHER :Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
GLENN : K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
TEACHER : No, that's wrong
GLENN : Maybe it s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!
___________________________________________________________
TEACHER : Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD : H I J K L M N O!!
TEACHER : What are you talking about?
DONALD : Yesterday you said it's H to O!
___________________________________________________________
TEACHER :Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't
have tenyears ago.
WINNIE : Me!
___________________________________________________________
TEACHER : Goss, why do you always get so dirty?
GOSS : Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
___________________________________________________________
TEACHER : Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
MILLIE : I is...
TEACHER : No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
MILLIE : Alright... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
___________________________________________________________
TEACHER : Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?
TINO: Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."
___________________________________________________________
TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry
tree, but also admitted doing it. Now, Louie, do you know why his
father didn't punish him?"
LOUIS : Because George still had the ax in his hand.
___________________________________________________________
TEACHER : Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON : No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
___________________________________________________________
TEACHER : Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as
your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, teacher, it's the same dog!;
__________________________________________________________
TEACHER : Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when
people are no longer interested?
HAROLD : A teacher.



ΡΕ ΦΙΛΕ ΜΕΤΑΦΡΑΣΗ ΔΕΝ ΜΠΟΡΕΙΣ ΝΑ ΚΑΝΕΙΣ? ΔΕΝ ΕΙΜΑΣΤΕ ΟΛΟΙ ΑΓΓΛΟΜΑΘΕΙΣ



:beer: :beer: :beer: :bawl: :bawl: :bawl:

[FestoNero]

Αρχικά δημιουργήθηκε από kostasvar
ΡΕ ΦΙΛΕ ΜΕΤΑΦΡΑΣΗ ΔΕΝ ΜΠΟΡΕΙΣ ΝΑ ΚΑΝΕΙΣ? ΔΕΝ ΕΙΜΑΣΤΕ ΟΛΟΙ ΑΓΓΛΟΜΑΘΕΙΣ
:beer: :beer: :beer: :bawl: :bawl: :bawl:
Δασκαλος: Μαρια, πηγαινε στο χαρτη και βρες τη Βορεια Αμερικη.
Μαρια: Να'τη!
Δασκαλος: Σωστο. Παιδια, ποιος ανακαλυψε την Αμερικη;;
Ταξη: Η ΜΑΡΙΑ!!
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Δασκαλος: Γιατι αργησες Φρανκ;
Γρανκ: Λογω της πινακιδας.
Δασκαλος: Ποιας πινακιδας;
Φρανκ:Αυτης που λεει "Προσοχη σχολειο, προχωρατε αργα"
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Δασκαλος: Τζον γιατι κανεις τους πολλαπλασιασμους σου στο πατωμα;
Τζον:Γιατι μου ειπατε να μη χρησιμοποιησω τραπεζια
(To tables ειναι ενα βοηθημα που εχει πολλαπλασιασμους πχ 1Χ1=1 1Χ2=2 1Χ3=3 κλπ και φτανει συνηθως μεχρι το 10Χ10 για τις πρωτες ταξεις του δημοτικου. Ομως tables ειναι και τα τραπεζια στα αγγλικα, εξου και το λογοπαιγνιο.)
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Δασκαλος: Γεωργια, πως γραφεις τη λεξη "κροκοδειλος";
Γεωργια: Κ-ρ-ω-κ-κ-ω-δ-η-λ-λ-ος
Δασκαλος: Οχι, ειναι λαθος..
Γεωργια: Μπορει να ειναι λαθος, αλλα ρωτησατε πως το γραφω εγω!
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Δασκαλος: Ντοναλντ ποιος ειναι ο χημικος τυπος του νερου;
Ντοναλντ: Η Θ Ι Κ Λ Μ Ν Ξ Ο
Δασκαλος: Για τι πραγμα μιλας;;
Ντοναλντ: Χθες ειπατε οτι ειναι απο το Η εως Ο
(Ο τυπος του νερου ειναι Η2Ο και στα αγγλικα διαβαζεται "Η two O" δηλαδη Ητα δυο Ομικρον το οποιο μπορει ανετα να μπερευτει με το "H to O" δηλ Ητα εως Ομικρον.)
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Δασκαλος: Αθηνα, πες μας κατι σημαντικο που εχουμε σημερα, και δεν ειχαμε πριν απο 10 χρονια..
Αθηνα:Εμενα!
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Δασκαλος: Θαναση, γιατι καθε φορα εισαι τοσο βρωμικος;
Θανασης:Ε, τι να κανω κυριε, εγω ειμαι πολυ πιο κοντα στο εδαφος απ'οτι εσεις..
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Βαριεμαι να το εξηγησω
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Δασκαλος: Μπορει καποιος να μου δωσει ενα παραδειγμα μια τη συμπτωση;
Ντινος:Κυριε, Η μητερα μου και ο πατερας μυο παντρευτηκανε την ιδια μερα, την ιδια ωρα.
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Δασκαλος: Ο Τζορτζ Γουασιγκτον οχι μονο εκοψε τη κερασια του πατερα του, αλλα το παραδεχτηκε κιολας. Κωστα, μπορεις να μας πεις γιατι ο πατερας του δεν τον τιμωρησε;
Κωστας: Γιατι ο Τζορτζ κρατουσε ακομα το τσεκουρι..
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Δασκαλος: Αντωνη, πες μου την αληθεια: Λες τη προσευχη σου πριν φας;
Αντωνης: Οχι κυριε, δε χρειαζεται, η μαμα μου ειναι καλη μαγειρισσα..
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Δασκαλος: Γιωργο, η εκθεση σου με θεμα "ο σκυλος μου" εινα ακριβως ιδια με του αδελφου σου. Την αντεγραψες;
Γιωργος: Οχδι κυριε, απλα ειναι ο ιδιος σκυλος...
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Δασκαλος: Χαρη, πως λεμε καποιον που συνεχιζει να μιλαει ακομη και οταν ο κοσμος δεν ενδιαφερεται πλεον;;
Χαρης:Δασκαλος κυριε..

[adam_tsouk]

χαρας το κουραγιο σου!


(καλα εκει με το H2O ... επιστημη το εκανες)

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: