as_pino
28/07/2006, 22:20
1. If you say bad things to your Motorcycles, you don't have to apologize
before you can ride it again.
2. If your Motorcycle doesn't look good, you can paint it or get better parts.
3. If your Motorcycle goes flat, you can fix it.
4. If your Motorcycle is misaligned, you don't have to discuss politics to
correct it.
5. If your Motorcycle is too loose, you can tighten it.
6. If your Motorcycle is too soft, you can get different shocks.
7. If your Motorcycle makes too much noise, you can buy a muffler.
8. If your Motorcycle smokes, you can do something about it.
9. It's always ok to use tie downs on your
10. Motorcycles always feel like going for a ride.
11. Motorcycles don't care about how many other Motorcycles you have ridden.
12. Motorcycles don't care about how many other Motorcycles you have.
13. Motorcycles don't care if you are late.
14. Motorcycles don't get pregnant.
15. Motorcycles don't have parents.
16. Motorcycles don't insult you if you are a bad rider.
17. Motorcycles don't mind if you look at other Motorcycles, or if you buy
Motorcycle magazines.
18. Motorcycles don't whine unless something is really wrong.
19. Motorcycles last longer.
20. Motorcycles only need their fluids changed every 2,000 miles.
21. Motorcycles' curves never sag.
22. New Motorcycles must be asked for, and if you don't want to pay for them,
you don't get them.
23. When riding, you and your Motorcycle both arrive at the same time.
24. You can have a beer while riding your Motorcycle.
25. You can have a black Motorcycle and show it to your parents.
26. You can kick your Motorcycle to wake it up.
27. You can ride a Motorcycle as long as you want and it won't get sore.
28. You can ride a Motorcycle any time of the month.
29. You can share your Motorcycle with your friends.
30. You can't get diseases from a Motorcycle you don't know very well.
31. You don't have to be jealous of the guy that works on your Motorcycle.
32. You don't have to convince your Motorcycle that you're a motorcyclist and
that you think that Motorcycles are equals.
33. You don't have to deal with priests or blood-tests to register your
Motorcycle.
34. You don't have to take a shower before riding your Motorcycle.
35. You only need to get a new chain or belt for your Motorcycle when the old one is _really_ worn
36. Your Motorcycle never wants a night out alone with the other Motorcycles.
37. Your parents don't remain in touch with your old Motorcycle after you dump
it.
38. Your motorcycle actually likes the idea of being ridden in group settings.
39. your motorcycle doesn't mind two people riding it at the same time
40. Motorcycles never need a trim.
41. When your motorcycle is just completely flat worn out, ya can always trade her in on a nice younger, newer model!
42. Motorcycle don't need to be held after they have been ridden.
43. Motorcycle wont take your money when your done with them
44. A motorcycle doesn't call you a work and ask you to pick up tampons
45 You can swap motorcycles with your mates 3 or 4 times during the same ride. You can then discuss the good points and bad points of each of them in front of them eg: "That thing really goes well" or "It's a bit too soft and wallowy for me" without getting soundly beaten
46. when ridin' yer motorcycle it dont tell ya to slow down... speed up...
47. A motorcycle don't steal money out yer wallet.
48. you only see your motorcycle when YOU want to !!
49. You never have to buy a house and give it to a motorcycle you hate!
50. You don't have to buy dinner for your motorcycle before you ride it.
51.A motorcycle don't make you sleep in the WET SPOT
52. When you say you like your motorcycle nekkid, you dont get slapped in the face by the bra burning tree huggers
53. The longer you keep your motorcycle, the better it becomes. Better looking, firmer and a much better ride.
54. When your bike pops and backfires it doesn't expose you to a toxic smell that could kill anything within a 20 meter radius
before you can ride it again.
2. If your Motorcycle doesn't look good, you can paint it or get better parts.
3. If your Motorcycle goes flat, you can fix it.
4. If your Motorcycle is misaligned, you don't have to discuss politics to
correct it.
5. If your Motorcycle is too loose, you can tighten it.
6. If your Motorcycle is too soft, you can get different shocks.
7. If your Motorcycle makes too much noise, you can buy a muffler.
8. If your Motorcycle smokes, you can do something about it.
9. It's always ok to use tie downs on your
10. Motorcycles always feel like going for a ride.
11. Motorcycles don't care about how many other Motorcycles you have ridden.
12. Motorcycles don't care about how many other Motorcycles you have.
13. Motorcycles don't care if you are late.
14. Motorcycles don't get pregnant.
15. Motorcycles don't have parents.
16. Motorcycles don't insult you if you are a bad rider.
17. Motorcycles don't mind if you look at other Motorcycles, or if you buy
Motorcycle magazines.
18. Motorcycles don't whine unless something is really wrong.
19. Motorcycles last longer.
20. Motorcycles only need their fluids changed every 2,000 miles.
21. Motorcycles' curves never sag.
22. New Motorcycles must be asked for, and if you don't want to pay for them,
you don't get them.
23. When riding, you and your Motorcycle both arrive at the same time.
24. You can have a beer while riding your Motorcycle.
25. You can have a black Motorcycle and show it to your parents.
26. You can kick your Motorcycle to wake it up.
27. You can ride a Motorcycle as long as you want and it won't get sore.
28. You can ride a Motorcycle any time of the month.
29. You can share your Motorcycle with your friends.
30. You can't get diseases from a Motorcycle you don't know very well.
31. You don't have to be jealous of the guy that works on your Motorcycle.
32. You don't have to convince your Motorcycle that you're a motorcyclist and
that you think that Motorcycles are equals.
33. You don't have to deal with priests or blood-tests to register your
Motorcycle.
34. You don't have to take a shower before riding your Motorcycle.
35. You only need to get a new chain or belt for your Motorcycle when the old one is _really_ worn
36. Your Motorcycle never wants a night out alone with the other Motorcycles.
37. Your parents don't remain in touch with your old Motorcycle after you dump
it.
38. Your motorcycle actually likes the idea of being ridden in group settings.
39. your motorcycle doesn't mind two people riding it at the same time
40. Motorcycles never need a trim.
41. When your motorcycle is just completely flat worn out, ya can always trade her in on a nice younger, newer model!
42. Motorcycle don't need to be held after they have been ridden.
43. Motorcycle wont take your money when your done with them
44. A motorcycle doesn't call you a work and ask you to pick up tampons
45 You can swap motorcycles with your mates 3 or 4 times during the same ride. You can then discuss the good points and bad points of each of them in front of them eg: "That thing really goes well" or "It's a bit too soft and wallowy for me" without getting soundly beaten
46. when ridin' yer motorcycle it dont tell ya to slow down... speed up...
47. A motorcycle don't steal money out yer wallet.
48. you only see your motorcycle when YOU want to !!
49. You never have to buy a house and give it to a motorcycle you hate!
50. You don't have to buy dinner for your motorcycle before you ride it.
51.A motorcycle don't make you sleep in the WET SPOT
52. When you say you like your motorcycle nekkid, you dont get slapped in the face by the bra burning tree huggers
53. The longer you keep your motorcycle, the better it becomes. Better looking, firmer and a much better ride.
54. When your bike pops and backfires it doesn't expose you to a toxic smell that could kill anything within a 20 meter radius