SPORAKIAS
05/03/2007, 15:36
> >A little old lady is walking down the street, dragging two plastic
> >garbage bags, one in each hand.
> >There's a hole in one of the bags, and once in a while a $20 bill flies
> >out of it onto the pavement.
> >
> >Noticing this, a policeman stops her. "Ma'am, there are $20 bills
> >falling out of that bag..."
> >
> >"Damn!" says the little old lady....."I'd better go back and see if I
> >can find some of them. Thanks for the warning!"
> >
> >"Well, now, not so fast," says the cop. "How did you get all that money?
> >Did you steal it?"
> >
> >"Oh, no", says the little old lady. "You see, my back yard backs up to
> >the parking lot of Gillette Stadium . Each time there's a football
> >game,a lot of fans come and pee in the bushes, right into my flower
> >beds!" So,I go and stand behind the bushes with a big hedge clipper,
> >and each time someone sticks his pecker through the bushes, I say: '$20
> >or off it comes!'
> >"
> >Hey, not a bad idea!" laughs the cop. "Good luck!" By the way, what's
> >in the other bag?"
> >
> >"Well", says the little old lady, "Not all of them pay."
:evil: :smokin:
> >garbage bags, one in each hand.
> >There's a hole in one of the bags, and once in a while a $20 bill flies
> >out of it onto the pavement.
> >
> >Noticing this, a policeman stops her. "Ma'am, there are $20 bills
> >falling out of that bag..."
> >
> >"Damn!" says the little old lady....."I'd better go back and see if I
> >can find some of them. Thanks for the warning!"
> >
> >"Well, now, not so fast," says the cop. "How did you get all that money?
> >Did you steal it?"
> >
> >"Oh, no", says the little old lady. "You see, my back yard backs up to
> >the parking lot of Gillette Stadium . Each time there's a football
> >game,a lot of fans come and pee in the bushes, right into my flower
> >beds!" So,I go and stand behind the bushes with a big hedge clipper,
> >and each time someone sticks his pecker through the bushes, I say: '$20
> >or off it comes!'
> >"
> >Hey, not a bad idea!" laughs the cop. "Good luck!" By the way, what's
> >in the other bag?"
> >
> >"Well", says the little old lady, "Not all of them pay."
:evil: :smokin: