ronin1
07/11/2007, 11:44
Johnny wanted to screw a girl in his office.....
...but she belonged to Someone else...
One day Johnny got so frustrated that he went up
to Her and said:
I'll give you a $1000 dollars if you let me screw you
....but the girl said NO.
Johnny said:
I'll be fast, I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, I'll
befinished by the time you pick it up.
She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult
herboyfriend.....
So she called her boyfriend and told him the story.
Her boyfriend said: Ask him for $2000 dollars, pick up the money very
fast, hewon't even
be able to get his pants down.
So she agreed and accepted the proposal.
Half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend
to call.
Finally after 45 mins the boyfriend calls and asks what
happened......
She replied: ' The bastard used coins'
Management lesson:
Always consider a business proposal in it's entirety
before agreeing to it and getting screwed.
...but she belonged to Someone else...
One day Johnny got so frustrated that he went up
to Her and said:
I'll give you a $1000 dollars if you let me screw you
....but the girl said NO.
Johnny said:
I'll be fast, I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, I'll
befinished by the time you pick it up.
She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult
herboyfriend.....
So she called her boyfriend and told him the story.
Her boyfriend said: Ask him for $2000 dollars, pick up the money very
fast, hewon't even
be able to get his pants down.
So she agreed and accepted the proposal.
Half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend
to call.
Finally after 45 mins the boyfriend calls and asks what
happened......
She replied: ' The bastard used coins'
Management lesson:
Always consider a business proposal in it's entirety
before agreeing to it and getting screwed.