requiem
11/03/2008, 18:55
Άρθρο του Στέλιου Οικονομάκη
Αναρωτηθήκατε ποτέ τι σημαίνουν τα αρχικά στις μάρκες των μοτοσικλετών και των αυτοκινήτων σας; Το CounterSteer έψαξε στα άδυτα των φακέλων τις παγκόσμιας αυτοκινιτομοτοσικλετιστικής (τρέμε Μπαμπινιώτη) βιομηχανίας και ανακάλυψε (τρέμε Νικολούλη) τα ακόλουθα:
ΑPRILIA: A Poor Rider In Love (with) Italian Art
AUDI: Another Useless Deutsche Invention
BMW: Bring Mechanic With
BUELL: Born (in the) USA, Engine Low Level
CADILLAC: Crazy And Demented Idiots Like Large American Cars
CITROEN: Car Is Thoroughly Rotten, Overhaul Every Night
DAIHATSU: Drivers Are In Heaven Aboard This Stylish Unit
DATSUN: Drive At Top Speed Until Nackered
DODGE: Drips Oil, Drops Grease, Everywhere
DUCATI: Do U Care About The Italians?
FERRARI: Fast, Exciting, Racy, Red, And Really Impractical
FIAT: F**king Italian Attempt (at) Transportation.
FORD: Fix Or Repair Daily
HUSABERG: Hope U Stay Awake, Bike Experience (is) Really Goofy
HUSQVARNA: Horrible Uncomfortable Seat, Quake (and) Vicious Acceleration, Riding Not Approval
HYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing`s Driveable And Inexpensive
HONDA: Hand Over Nasty Dollars (to) Asians
ISUZU: It Sucks, Unless Zero Used
JAGUAR: Just Another Guzzler, Use Another Refi ll?
KAWASAKI: Knaps After Warranty - A Stupid Asian Kooky Invention
KIA: Keep It Away
KTM: Keep To Mechanic (Κράτα Το Μάστορα)
LOTUS: Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious
MAZDA: Making A Zillion Dollars Annually
MERCEDES: Most Eccentric Rich Capitalists Enjoy Driving Expensive Sedans
MITSUBISHI: Mine’s In The Shop Usually Because It Sucks Hard Indeed.
NISSAN: Now in Stupid Shape, Always Nasty
PIAGGIO: Ps: I’m A Great-Great Italian Offer
PONTIAC: People On Narcotics Think It’s A Cadillac
PORSCHE: Pity Only Rich Suckers Can Have ‘Em
RENAULT: Retarded Engine, No Acceleration, Ugly Lump (of) Trash
SAAB: Swedish Automobile - Always Broken
SUBARU: Send Undercover Boat And Radioactive Uranium
SUZUKI: Space Usually Zero Unless Kids Inside
TOYOTA: Taking Our Yen Out — Thanks Al
TRIUMPH: The Risk Involving Useless Machinery Pays Heavily
VOLKSWAGEN: Vehicle Owner’s List: Kite String, Wire, Aluminium, Gum, Engine (NOT!)
VOLVO: Vehicles Of Low Velocity Owners
YAMAHA: Yet Another Mechanical Atrocity Happens Again
YUGO: Your Ugly Gay Oldsmobile
Αναρωτηθήκατε ποτέ τι σημαίνουν τα αρχικά στις μάρκες των μοτοσικλετών και των αυτοκινήτων σας; Το CounterSteer έψαξε στα άδυτα των φακέλων τις παγκόσμιας αυτοκινιτομοτοσικλετιστικής (τρέμε Μπαμπινιώτη) βιομηχανίας και ανακάλυψε (τρέμε Νικολούλη) τα ακόλουθα:
ΑPRILIA: A Poor Rider In Love (with) Italian Art
AUDI: Another Useless Deutsche Invention
BMW: Bring Mechanic With
BUELL: Born (in the) USA, Engine Low Level
CADILLAC: Crazy And Demented Idiots Like Large American Cars
CITROEN: Car Is Thoroughly Rotten, Overhaul Every Night
DAIHATSU: Drivers Are In Heaven Aboard This Stylish Unit
DATSUN: Drive At Top Speed Until Nackered
DODGE: Drips Oil, Drops Grease, Everywhere
DUCATI: Do U Care About The Italians?
FERRARI: Fast, Exciting, Racy, Red, And Really Impractical
FIAT: F**king Italian Attempt (at) Transportation.
FORD: Fix Or Repair Daily
HUSABERG: Hope U Stay Awake, Bike Experience (is) Really Goofy
HUSQVARNA: Horrible Uncomfortable Seat, Quake (and) Vicious Acceleration, Riding Not Approval
HYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing`s Driveable And Inexpensive
HONDA: Hand Over Nasty Dollars (to) Asians
ISUZU: It Sucks, Unless Zero Used
JAGUAR: Just Another Guzzler, Use Another Refi ll?
KAWASAKI: Knaps After Warranty - A Stupid Asian Kooky Invention
KIA: Keep It Away
KTM: Keep To Mechanic (Κράτα Το Μάστορα)
LOTUS: Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious
MAZDA: Making A Zillion Dollars Annually
MERCEDES: Most Eccentric Rich Capitalists Enjoy Driving Expensive Sedans
MITSUBISHI: Mine’s In The Shop Usually Because It Sucks Hard Indeed.
NISSAN: Now in Stupid Shape, Always Nasty
PIAGGIO: Ps: I’m A Great-Great Italian Offer
PONTIAC: People On Narcotics Think It’s A Cadillac
PORSCHE: Pity Only Rich Suckers Can Have ‘Em
RENAULT: Retarded Engine, No Acceleration, Ugly Lump (of) Trash
SAAB: Swedish Automobile - Always Broken
SUBARU: Send Undercover Boat And Radioactive Uranium
SUZUKI: Space Usually Zero Unless Kids Inside
TOYOTA: Taking Our Yen Out — Thanks Al
TRIUMPH: The Risk Involving Useless Machinery Pays Heavily
VOLKSWAGEN: Vehicle Owner’s List: Kite String, Wire, Aluminium, Gum, Engine (NOT!)
VOLVO: Vehicles Of Low Velocity Owners
YAMAHA: Yet Another Mechanical Atrocity Happens Again
YUGO: Your Ugly Gay Oldsmobile