Alx 84
30/03/2005, 22:03
gia na doume... 8a parw egw ton prwto titlo tis anakuklwsis apo ton cityfly....????
cans
Gun Shop Owner : "Hi, How can I help you? Client : "I'm lookin' for a gun."
Owner : "What kind of gun are you lookin' for?"
Client : (pointing at the biggest handgun in the case): "That one looks about right."
Owner : (very surprised): "Why do you need a .44 magnum?" Client : "It's for shootin' at cans."
Owner : (pointing at a small handgun): "Well, this is the perfect size for shooting at cans."
Client : (pointing again at the ..44): "Nah, I need this one." Owner : "OK, what kind a cans are you shooting at?" Client : "Mexi-cans.......Puertori-cans........Afri-cans......Morro-cans........"
:D :D
THE FIVE SECRETS OF A PERFECT RELATIONSHIP
1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home,
cooks good, cleans up and has a job.
2. It's important to have a woman who can make you
laugh & she is cute.
3. It's important to have a woman whom you can trust
and who doesn't lie to you.
4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed
and who likes to be with you.
5. It's very, very important that these four women
don't know each other.
cans
Gun Shop Owner : "Hi, How can I help you? Client : "I'm lookin' for a gun."
Owner : "What kind of gun are you lookin' for?"
Client : (pointing at the biggest handgun in the case): "That one looks about right."
Owner : (very surprised): "Why do you need a .44 magnum?" Client : "It's for shootin' at cans."
Owner : (pointing at a small handgun): "Well, this is the perfect size for shooting at cans."
Client : (pointing again at the ..44): "Nah, I need this one." Owner : "OK, what kind a cans are you shooting at?" Client : "Mexi-cans.......Puertori-cans........Afri-cans......Morro-cans........"
:D :D
THE FIVE SECRETS OF A PERFECT RELATIONSHIP
1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home,
cooks good, cleans up and has a job.
2. It's important to have a woman who can make you
laugh & she is cute.
3. It's important to have a woman whom you can trust
and who doesn't lie to you.
4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed
and who likes to be with you.
5. It's very, very important that these four women
don't know each other.