tifoefs
03/06/2005, 16:59
>> HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
>>
>> 1. She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a
>> "BREASTED AMERICAN."
>>
>> 2. She is not a "SCREAMER" or a "MOANER" - She is
>> "VOCALLY Appreciative."
>>
>> 3. She is not "EASY" - She is "HORIZONTALLY
>> ACCESSIBLE."
>>
>> 4. She is not a "DUMB BLONDE" - She is a "LIGHT-HAIRED
>> DETOUR OFF THE
>> INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY."
>>
>> 5. She has not "BEEN AROUND" - She is a "PREVIOUSLY-
>> ENJOYED
>> COMPANION."
>>
>> 6. She is not an "AIRHEAD" - She is "REALITY
>> IMPAIRED."
>>
>> 7. She does not get "DRUNK" or "TIPSY" - She gets
>> "CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED."
>>
>> 8. She does not have "BREAST IMPLANTS" - She is
>> "MEDICALLY ENHANCED."
>>
>> 9. She does not "NAG" you - She becomes "VERBALLY
>> REPETITIVE."
>>
>> 10. She is not a "TRAMP" - She is "SEXUALLY
>> EXTROVERTED."
>>
>> 11. She ! does not have "MAJOR LEAGUE HOOTERS" - She
>> is "PECTORALLY
>> SUPERIOR."
>>
>> 12. She is not a "TWO-BIT HOOKER" - She is a "LOW COST
>> PROVIDER."
>>
>>
>> HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
>>
>> 1. He does not have a "BEER GUT" - He has developed a
>> "LIQUID GRAIN
>> STORAGE FACILITY."
>>
>> 2. He is not a "BAD DANCER" - He is "OVERLY
>> CAUCASIAN."
>>
>> 3. He does not "GET LOST ALL THE TIME" He
>> "INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE
>> DESTINATIONS."
>>
>> 4. He is not "BALDING" - He is in "FOLLICLE
>> REGRESSION."
>>
>> 5. He is not a "CRADLE ROBBER" - He prefers
>> "GENERATIONAL DIFFERENTIAL
>> RELATIONSHIPS."
>>
>> 6. He does not get "FALLING-DOWN DRUNK" He becomes
>> "ACCIDENTALLY
>> HORIZONTAL."
>>
>> 7. He does not act like a "TOTAL ASS" - He develops a
>> case of "RECTAL-
>> CRANIAL INVERSION."
>>
>> 8. He is not a "MALE CHAUVINIST PIG" - He has "SWINE
>> EMPATHY."
>>
>> 9 He is not afraid of "COMMITMENT" - He is
>> "RELATIONSHIP CHALLENGED."
>>
>> 10. He is not "HORNY" - He is "SEXUALLY FOCUSED."
>>
>> 11. It's not his "CRACK" you see hanging out of his
>> pants - It's REAR CLEAVAGE."
>>
>> 1. She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a
>> "BREASTED AMERICAN."
>>
>> 2. She is not a "SCREAMER" or a "MOANER" - She is
>> "VOCALLY Appreciative."
>>
>> 3. She is not "EASY" - She is "HORIZONTALLY
>> ACCESSIBLE."
>>
>> 4. She is not a "DUMB BLONDE" - She is a "LIGHT-HAIRED
>> DETOUR OFF THE
>> INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY."
>>
>> 5. She has not "BEEN AROUND" - She is a "PREVIOUSLY-
>> ENJOYED
>> COMPANION."
>>
>> 6. She is not an "AIRHEAD" - She is "REALITY
>> IMPAIRED."
>>
>> 7. She does not get "DRUNK" or "TIPSY" - She gets
>> "CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED."
>>
>> 8. She does not have "BREAST IMPLANTS" - She is
>> "MEDICALLY ENHANCED."
>>
>> 9. She does not "NAG" you - She becomes "VERBALLY
>> REPETITIVE."
>>
>> 10. She is not a "TRAMP" - She is "SEXUALLY
>> EXTROVERTED."
>>
>> 11. She ! does not have "MAJOR LEAGUE HOOTERS" - She
>> is "PECTORALLY
>> SUPERIOR."
>>
>> 12. She is not a "TWO-BIT HOOKER" - She is a "LOW COST
>> PROVIDER."
>>
>>
>> HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
>>
>> 1. He does not have a "BEER GUT" - He has developed a
>> "LIQUID GRAIN
>> STORAGE FACILITY."
>>
>> 2. He is not a "BAD DANCER" - He is "OVERLY
>> CAUCASIAN."
>>
>> 3. He does not "GET LOST ALL THE TIME" He
>> "INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE
>> DESTINATIONS."
>>
>> 4. He is not "BALDING" - He is in "FOLLICLE
>> REGRESSION."
>>
>> 5. He is not a "CRADLE ROBBER" - He prefers
>> "GENERATIONAL DIFFERENTIAL
>> RELATIONSHIPS."
>>
>> 6. He does not get "FALLING-DOWN DRUNK" He becomes
>> "ACCIDENTALLY
>> HORIZONTAL."
>>
>> 7. He does not act like a "TOTAL ASS" - He develops a
>> case of "RECTAL-
>> CRANIAL INVERSION."
>>
>> 8. He is not a "MALE CHAUVINIST PIG" - He has "SWINE
>> EMPATHY."
>>
>> 9 He is not afraid of "COMMITMENT" - He is
>> "RELATIONSHIP CHALLENGED."
>>
>> 10. He is not "HORNY" - He is "SEXUALLY FOCUSED."
>>
>> 11. It's not his "CRACK" you see hanging out of his
>> pants - It's REAR CLEAVAGE."