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Purchasing
The math on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce is as follows:
After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million.
Assuming they had sex EVERY night during their 5 year relationship it ended up costing McCartney $26,849 per time.
Leasing
On the other hand, New York Governor Elliot Spitzer's call girl, Kristen, is an absolute stunner who charges $4,000 per night
Had Paul McCartney "employed" Kristen for 5 years, he would have paid $7.3 million in total, for sex every night for 5 years.
A $41.7 million savings.
Value-added benefits are:
1. a 22 year old
2. no begging
3. no coaxing
4. never a headache
5. happily agrees to all requests
6. no complaining
7. no honey-To-Do lists
Best of all, she leaves and returns when asked.
All at 1/7th the cost and NO legal fees.
Sometimes leasing just makes more sense.
This is Kristen...
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makis206
11/02/2010, 07:03
:lol: :lol: :rotflmao: :lol: :lol:
costas81
11/02/2010, 07:50
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
kai to leasing pernaei kai sta exoda tis etairias!!!
Cpt. Haddock
11/02/2010, 08:57
:lol: :lol: :lol:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
manos*gsxr
11/02/2010, 11:30
Αρχικά δημιουργήθηκε από costas81
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
kai to leasing pernaei kai sta exoda tis etairias!!! :lol: :lol: :bawl: :bawl: :lol: :lol:
LOUKILOUK
11/02/2010, 13:40
:lol: :rotflmao: :beer: :lol: :rotflmao:
sergiosm
11/02/2010, 15:56
:beer: :beer: :beer: :beer:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
για 50 μιλιονζ κι εγω τον παντρευομουν τον McCartney
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
devil's animal
11/02/2010, 15:58
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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για 50 μιλιονζ κι εγω τον παντρευομουν τον McCartney
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Eγω του καθομουνα κιολας:D :D :D
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