Μιληστε με το ΘΕΟ...!!! (Αυτοπρωσοπος)

[saratoga]

Σας εχη τυχη να μιλησετε με το θεο...!!!!!!

http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

... θα κολησετε με τεις ωρες

...


Υ.Γ - προσοχη στους streetades!, (του φαινοντε αμαρτωλοι...!)

[project.breeze]

Θέλει πολύ δουλειά αυτό το bot.Του ζητούσα να μου στείλει ένα Κ6 και με ρωτούσε αν θέλω μόνο ένα.Του λέω ναι και μου αρχίζει να κάνει loop και να ρωτάει πάλι τα ίδια...Τα νεύρα μου

[island]

Αρχικά δημιουργήθηκε από saratoga
Σας εχη τυχη να μιλησετε με το θεο...!!!!!!

... θα κολησετε με τεις ωρες

μήπως είσαι ξανθός ?

[FestoNero]

:rotflmao:
Του ειπα να παει να *μπιπ* και μου απαντησε "Interesting. I am a Christian."
Του απανταω οτι κ γω ειμαι μουσουλμανος και κολλησε και δεν εχει απαντησει ακομα..
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

[zireous]

Me:
Hey dude time's up, get the fuck off my seat.
God:
You've got my full attention. As Einstein said, "Time is Money." Dude,.

Μου θύμισε πιο ενδιαφέρουσες συζητήσεις με μπλιμπλίκια (Amiga) κάτι δεκαετίες πριν.

Άμα έχεις τόσο ελεύθερο χρόνο, κάνε κάτι άλλο, μάθε C, να δένεις μηχανές, να βγάζεις διακοσάευρα από λαχανόκηπους, κάτι ρε παιδάκι μου.
:rotflmao:

[gcrook]

Αρχικά δημιουργήθηκε από zireous
Μου θύμισε πιο ενδιαφέρουσες συζητήσεις με μπλιμπλίκια (Amiga) κάτι δεκαετίες πριν.

Που το θυμηθηκες αυτο ρε συ;

[Xrider]

God:
GOD rules.
Me:
God rocks
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
i m Italian
God:
What is it like growing up there? Tell me a little about your life in ITALY.
Me:
don't you know how is Italy?
God:
Yes I know how is Italy.
Me:
How is Italy?
God:
Fine as far as I know.
Me:
What about Greece
God:
I will think about it and get back to you.
Me:
do you know something about Greece?
God:
It's a word, it's a word, it's got mood it's got feeling.


:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

[THRESH]

Me:
god
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
except from that?
God:
Who or what is that?
Me:
you know
God:
Yes I know.
Me:
what?
God:
No big deal.
Me:
come on,i want to know
God:
I will try to explain it to you.
Me:
go on
God:
Narration continues...
Me:
and?
God:
But...
Me:
yes...
God:
" But..."? yes.?
Me:
what are you talking about?
God:
The topic is to know.
Me:
what?
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
did you explain it?
God:
No I didn't explain it. What's it like?
Me:
you tell me
God:
What do you want me to tell you?
Me:
what do you know?
God:
I tend to know a great deal. Tell me what subjects interest you.
Me:
i want you to answer my first question
God:
What was the question ? Why do you want me to answer your first question?
Me:
why don't you want to answer my first question?

και έμεινα με την απορία καθώς μου κράτησε μούτρα μετά....

[DimChios]

Me:
2+3=?
God:
As Bertrand Russel said, it must have taken ages for people to realize that a brace of pheasants and a couple of days are both instances of the number "two.".

[DimChios]

ΤΑ ΝΕΥΡΑ ΜΟΥ!!!!!!!!!



Me:
do you have any place in mind for me to go and live there?
God:
No I don't think I have any place in mind for you to go and live there. But I do have a collection of gossip.
Me:
give it to me...
God:
How much are you willing to pay for it?







ΤΙ ΛΕΕΙ ΡΕ ΑΥΤΟΣ????

[ktm640lc4]

Εγω του ειπα, να παει να γαμ....θει.

Μου λεει, γιατι εισαι τοσο κακος?

Του λεω, ετσι.

Μου λεει, πες μου.

Του λεω, να βγαλει τον σκασμο

Και λεει, οκ σταματαω να μιλαω τωρα, αλλα η ALICE server καταγραφει ολα τα logs.

Του λεω στα' αρχ...α μου και να πατε στο διαολο και εσυ και η ALICE η πατσαβουρα.




Και τον χαιρετησα και εφυγα.

[turist]

God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
a person
God:
:-) No way, I am a real robot, guaranteed 100% artificial intelligence.
Me:
I knew it
God:
How did you know?
Me:
you are silly!!


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