Where did the White man go wrong?

[DrBig]

Indian Chief 'Two Eagles' was asked by a white U.S. government official, 'You have observed the white man for 90 years. You've seen his wars and his technological advances. You've seen his progress, and the damage he's done.'

The Chief nodded in agreement.

The official continued, 'Considering all these events, in your opinion, where did the white man go wrong?'

The Chief stared at the government official for over a minute and then calmly replied, 'When white man find land, Indians running it, no taxes, no debt, plenty buffalo, plenty beaver, clean water. Women did all the work, Medicine man free. Indian man spend all day hunting and fishing; all night having sex.'

Then the chief leaned back and smiled, 'Only white man dumb enough to think he could improve system like that.'

[Cpt. Haddock]

[JAD]

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[Λεωνίδας]

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[sniper]

[devil's animal]

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[zephyr1]

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Δεν μας μεταφραζει καποιος να ξερουμε γιατι γελαμε?

[megatim]

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Δεν μας μεταφραζει καποιος να ξερουμε γιατι γελαμε?

Με λίγα λόγια:

Ουγκ

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[sergiosm]

[sergiosm]

Αρχικά δημιουργήθηκε από DrBig
Indian Chief 'Two Eagles' was asked by a white U.S. government official, 'You have observed the white man for 90 years. You've seen his wars and his technological advances. You've seen his progress, and the damage he's done.'

The Chief nodded in agreement.

The official continued, 'Considering all these events, in your opinion, where did the white man go wrong?'

The Chief stared at the government official for over a minute and then calmly replied, 'When white man find land, Indians running it, no taxes, no debt, plenty buffalo, plenty beaver, clean water. Women did all the work, Medicine man free. Indian man spend all day hunting and fishing; all night having sex.'

Then the chief leaned back and smiled, 'Only white man dumb enough to think he could improve system like that.'

Ο ινδιάνος αρχηγός "Δύο Αετοί" ρωτήθηκε από τον Λευκό κυβερνητικό επίσημο των Η.Π.Α. :
"Παρατηρείτε τον Λευκό άντρα εδώ και 90 χρόνια. Έχετε δει τους πολεμους του, την τεχνολογική του πρόοδο. Έχετε δει την πρόοδό του και τη ζημιά που έχει προκαλέσει"

Ο αρχηγός έγνευσε καταφατικά.

Ο κυβερνητικός (ο Λευκός) συνέχισε: "Δεδομένων όλων αυτών, κατά τη γνώμη σας, που έκανε λάθος ο Λευκός;"

Ο αργηγός κοίταξε τον κυβερνητικό στα μάτια για ένα λεπτό και ήρεμα του απάντησε:
"Όταν οι λευκοί βρήκαν τη γη, τη διαχειρίζονταν οι Ινδιάνοι, χωρίς φόρους, χωρίς χρέη, με πολλά βουβάλια, πολλoύς κάστορες, καθαρό νερό. Οι γυναίκες τα έκανα όλα, η θεραπεία ήταν δωρεάν. Ο ινδιάνος άντρας περνούσε όλη την ημέρα κυνηγώντας και ψαρεύοντας, όλο το βράδυ έκανε σεξ"

Τότε ο αρχηγός έγυρε πίσω και χαμογέλασε:
"Μόνο ο Λευκός άντρας, ήταν αρκετά ηλίθιος για να νομίζει ότι θα μπορούσε να ... βελτιώσει ένα σύστημα σαν αυτό"

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[cityfly]

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[Lilith_tzw]

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[haskosktm]

Αρχικά δημιουργήθηκε από DrBig
Indian Chief 'Two Eagles' was asked by a white U.S. government official, 'You have observed the white man for 90 years. You've seen his wars and his technological advances. You've seen his progress, and the damage he's done.'

The Chief nodded in agreement.

The official continued, 'Considering all these events, in your opinion, where did the white man go wrong?'

The Chief stared at the government official for over a minute and then calmly replied, 'When white man find land, Indians running it, no taxes, no debt, plenty buffalo, plenty beaver, clean water. Women did all the work, Medicine man free. Indian man spend all day hunting and fishing; all night having sex.'

Then the chief leaned back and smiled, 'Only white man dumb enough to think he could improve system like that.'

So true...!!!

[Gares']

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So true...!!!

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[ktm640lc4]

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So true...!!!

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