Invest carefully
If you had purchased £1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you
would have £49.00 today.
If you had purchased £1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you would have
£33.00 today.
If you had purchased £1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you
would have £0.00 today.
But, if you had purchased£1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the
beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund, you would have
received £214.00.
Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily &
recycle.
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A recent study found that the average Briton walks about 900 miles a year.
Another study found that Britons drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a
year.
That means that, on average, Britons get about 41 miles to the gallon!
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Years ago it was suggested that, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away."
But since all the doctors are now Muslim, I've found that a bacon sandwich works a treat!
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