Purchasing vs Leasing

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Purchasing

The math on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce is as follows:
After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million.
Assuming they had sex EVERY night during their 5 year relationship it ended up costing McCartney $26,849 per time.

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Leasing

On the other hand, New York Governor Elliot Spitzer's call girl, Kristen, is an absolute stunner who charges $4,000 per night

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Had Paul McCartney "employed" Kristen for 5 years, he would have paid $7.3 million in total, for sex every night for 5 years.
A $41.7 million savings.

Value-added benefits are:

1. a 22 year old
2. no begging
3. no coaxing
4. never a headache
5. happily agrees to all requests
6. no complaining
7. no honey-To-Do lists

Best of all, she leaves and returns when asked.

All at 1/7th the cost and NO legal fees.

Sometimes leasing just makes more sense.

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THIS IS HEATHER

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This is Kristen...

[makis206]

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[costas81]

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kai to leasing pernaei kai sta exoda tis etairias!!!

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[cityfly]

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kai to leasing pernaei kai sta exoda tis etairias!!!

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[p@nos]

για 50 μιλιονζ κι εγω τον παντρευομουν τον McCartney


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[devil's animal]

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[GABBER]

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για 50 μιλιονζ κι εγω τον παντρευομουν τον McCartney


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