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[kalgeorge]

THE BEST BLONDE JOKE OF THE YEAR

>>A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde
>>female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the
>>mailbox. She opened it, then slammed it shut and stormed back in
>>the house. A little later she came out of her house again, went to the

>>mail box and again, opened it, slammed it shut again. Angrily, back
into the house she went. As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again, marched to the mail box,
>>opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.
>>Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, "Is something wrong?" To
>>which she replied, "There certainly is My stupid computer keeps
>>saying, 'YOU'VE GOT MAIL'

[adam_tsouk]

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if
he had any jobs for her to do.
"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
The blonde said "How about 50 dollars?"
The man agreed and told her that the paint and other materials that
she might need were in the garage.
The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to
her husband:
"Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?" The man replied, "She should, she was standing on it."
A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" he asked.
"Yes," the blonde answered," and had paint left over, so I gave it two
coats."
Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50.
"And by the way," the blonde added,
"it's not a Porch, It's a Ferrari..."