Ποιος γαμούσε τι τελικά;;;;;

[alximistis]

One Sunday morning Vasssili burst into the living room
and said:
- "Kalimera, Mama, Baba!" I have some great news for you!
I am getting married to the most beautiful girl in the Khorio.
She lives a block away and her name is Katina

After dinner, Vassili's dad took him aside.
- "Vre Pedimou, I have to talk with you.
Your mother and I have been married 30 years.
She's a wonderful wife but she has never been any good
in bed, so I used to fool around with women a lot.
Katina is actually your half-sister, and I'm afraid you can't
&nb sp; marry her."

Vassili was heart-broken.

After eight months he eventually started dating girls again.
A year later he came home and very proudly announced,
- "Eleni said yes! We're getting married in June."

Again his father insisted on another private conversation and
broke the sad news.
- "Vre pedimou, i Eleni is your half-sister too.... I'm awfully
sorry about this."

Vassili was furious! He finally decided to go to his mother
with the news.
- "Baba has done so much 'ghamisi'. I guess I'm never going to
get married," he complained... "Every time I fall in love,
Baba tells me the girl is my half-sister."

Vassili's mother just shook her head.- "Don't pay any attention to what that malaka says,
Vassilaki’mou, He's not really your father."

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Αρχικά δημιουργήθηκε από alximistis



One Sunday morning Vasssili burst into the living room
and said:
- "Kalimera, Mama, Baba!" I have some great news for you!
I am getting married to the most beautiful girl in the Khorio.
She lives a block away and her name is Katina

After dinner, Vassili's dad took him aside.
- "Vre Pedimou, I have to talk with you.
Your mother and I have been married 30 years.
She's a wonderful wife but she has never been any good
in bed, so I used to fool around with women a lot.
Katina is actually your half-sister, and I'm afraid you can't
&nb sp; marry her."

Vassili was heart-broken.

After eight months he eventually started dating girls again.
A year later he came home and very proudly announced,
- "Eleni said yes! We're getting married in June."

Again his father insisted on another private conversation and
broke the sad news.
- "Vre pedimou, i Eleni is your half-sister too.... I'm awfully
sorry about this."

Vassili was furious! He finally decided to go to his mother
with the news.
- "Baba has done so much 'ghamisi'. I guess I'm never going to
get married," he complained... "Every time I fall in love,
Baba tells me the girl is my half-sister."

Vassili's mother just shook her head.- "Don't pay any attention to what that malaka says,
Vassilaki’mou, He's not really your father."

Και στα γερμανικα απο αυτοματο μεταφραστη, για τους ομογενεις στην χωρα των τευτωνων.


Eines Sonntagsmorgens brechen Vasssili ins Wohnzimmer aus
und sagte:
- "Kalimera, Mama, Baba!" Ich habe einige große Nachrichten für Sie!
Ich verheirate mich mit dem schönsten Mädchen im Khorio.
Sie lebt ein Block weg und ihr Name ist Katina

Nach dem Mittagessen nahm der Vati von Vassili ihn beiseite.
- "Vre Pedimou, ich muss mit Ihnen sprechen.
Ihre Mutter und ich sind 30 Jahre geheiratet worden.
Sie ist eine wunderbare Frau, aber sie ist jeder Nutzen nie gewesen
im Bett, so pflegte ich, mit Frauen sehr herumzualbern.
Katina ist wirklich Ihre Halbschwester, und ich bin erschrocken, dass Sie nicht können
*nb sp; heiraten Sie sie. "

Vassili war todunglücklich.

Nach acht Monaten fing er schließlich an, auf Mädchen wieder zu datieren.
Ein Jahr später kam er nachhause und gab sehr stolz bekannt,
- "Eleni sagte ja! Wir verheiraten uns im Juni."

Wieder beharrte sein Vater auf einem anderen privaten Gespräch und
brachte die jämmerliche Nachricht bei.
- "Vre pedimou ich ist Eleni Ihre Halbschwester auch.... Ich bin schrecklich
schade darüber. "

Vassili war todunglücklich.

Vassili war wütend! Er entschied sich schließlich dafür, zu seiner Mutter zu gehen
mit den Nachrichten.
- "Baba hat so viel 'ghamisi' getan. Ich glaube, dass ich dazu nie gehe
verheiraten Sie sich," er beklagte sich... "Jedes Mal verliebe ich mich,
Baba sagt mir, dass das Mädchen meine Halbschwester ist. "

Die Mutter von Vassili wankte gerade ihr head.-"schenkt keine Aufmerksamkeit dem, was das malaka sagt,
Vassilaki'mou, Er ist nicht wirklich Ihr Vater.

[castoras]

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fucking khorio!!!

[makis206]

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[cityfly]

το ποιος γαμούσε ΤΙ το καταλάβαμε

το ποιος γαμούσε ΠΟΙΑΝ είναι το μπλέξιμο


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