> > >Once there was a prostitute who had three different rates based on
> > >the following three conditions:
> > >1) $100.00 to do it on the grass.
> > >2) $200.00 to do it on a couch.
> > >3) $300.00 to do it in the bed.
> > >
> > >In the morning a British walks in and slaps a $100 note on the
> > >table. So they go out and did it on the grass.
> > >
> > >Soon, an American walks in and slaps a $200 note on the table. So
> > >they go for the couch and do it on there.
> > >
> > >At the end of the day, a Greek walks in and slaps $300 on the
> > >table....
> > >
> > >Happy from seeing the money the prostitute says, "Wow,... you've
got
>
> > >some class".
> > >
> > >The Greek responds,
> > >"Class my ass morie poutana... Three times on the grass."