A blonde with two red ears went to her doctor. The
doctor asked her what had happened to her ears. *She
answered, "I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang,
but instead of picking up the phone, I accidentally
picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear." "Oh dear!"
the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. "But what happened
to the other ear?"* "The son of a bitch called back!"*