To allo me ton toto to ksereis?

[YZF rider]

1:
-einai sto scholeio o totos k kanei mathima...h daskala toys bazei tin eksis ergasia gia thn epomeni mera:"rotiste toys goneis sas pws ginonte ta mwrakia".meta to scholasma loipon paei k o totos spiti kataenthoysiasmenos k trechei sthn mhtera toy i opoia katharize patates.Rotaei:
-"MAMA PWS GINONTAI TA MWRAKIA?!?"
-"ASE ME RE VLAMENO,DN BLEPEIS OTI KATHARIZW TIS PATATES?''
-''ELA RE MAMA,PES MOY...''
-''NA TIN VLEPEIS AYTHN EDW?''(TOY DEICNEI TIN PATATA)''E APO EDW BGAINOYN!''
voytaei loipon k aytos tin patata k tin vazei stin tsepi gia na tin paei scholeio...
tin allh mera me to poy mpenoyn stin taksi sikonoyn cheri ola ta paidakia gia na poyn tin ergasia...
DASKALA:
-''GIA PES MAS ESY ANNOYLA!''
ANNOYLA:
-''EEE...TA PAIDAKIA TA FERNEI O THEOYLIS...''
TOTOS:
-''TI LEEI MORE I ILITHIA PESTE TIS NA VGALEI TON SKASMO!''
...h annoyla vazei ta klamata...
DASKALA:
-''TOTE GIATI KOROIDEYEIS?''
TOTOS:
-"AFOY DN KSEREI H ACHRISTH..''
..to prospernaei h daskala kai rwtaei ton kwstaki..
KWSTAKIS:
-"EEE...TA FERNEI O PELARGOS!"
TOTOS:
-''TI LEEI O M@L@K@S RE!! MAZEPSTE TON!!''
..vazei k o kwstakis ta klamata..
DASKALA:
-''GIA PES MAS K ESY PONYRE POY KSEREIS??''
TOTOS:
-''NA THN VGALW EKSW??''
DASKALA
-''TI LES PAIDI M EN WRA MATHIMATOS!!''
TOTOS:
-''E KYRIA NA TI VGALW EKSW NA SAS DEIKSW PWS GINETAI?''
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-"OCHI TOTE SOY APAGOREY TETOIES SYMPERIFORES...''
TOTOS:
-''A MORI VLAMENI DN THES NA STIN VGALW EKSW ALLA OTAN TIN TRWS KALA EINAI...!!!!!!!!!!!''

[OzZzZzY]

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[danaos75]

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ακουστηκαμε στο γραφειο παλι
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εγω αυτο δεν το ηξερα παντως

[MikeG]

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[Giorgos19]

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[YZF rider]

2:
-einai loipon pali o totos stin taksi k kanei mathimatika...Rwtaei h daskala:
-''einai 4 poylakia pano se ena dentro k enas kinhgos pou ta zygonei gia wra...se mia stigmh pirovolaei to ena.Posa poulakia tha meinoyn sto dentro?''
sykonoyn ola ta paidakia to cheri toys gia na apantisoyn
DASKALA:
-''GIA PES MAS ESY ANNOYLA!''
ANNOYLA:
-''EEE...3 THA MEINOYN..''
katevazoyn ola ta paidakia to cheri toys k h daskala synechizei to mathima..o totos omws synechizei na sykwnei to cheri toy epimona!!!
-''TI THES TOTE M?''
-''NA PW KYRIA!''
-''GIA...PES''
-''KYRIA, DEN THA MEINEI KANENA POYLAKI PANW STO DENTRO!!''
-''GIATI TOTE?''
-''E TA ALLA THA TROMAKSOYN K THA FYGOYN!!''
-''A OCHI TOTE M, DEN EINAI ETSI.EDW KANOYME MATHIMATIKA,ALLA M ARESEI O TROPOS POY SKEFTESE...''
o totos ekeinh th stigmi epese se vathia skepsi...meta apo ligh wra:
-''KYRIA,NA SAS KANW K EGW MIA ERWTHSH?''
-''PES M TOTE!!''
k archizei o totos na leei mia istoria...leei loipon:
-''EINAI TREIS GYNEKES...KAI OI TREIS KRATANE APO ENA PAGWTO.......H MIA TO GYFEI,H ALLH TO DAGKWNEI K H TRITH TO VAZEI OLO MESA!!POIA EINAI H PANTREMENH?????''
pernaei arketh wra opoy h daskala to epeksergazotan..hsychia sthn taksi..meta apo ligo plhsiazei ton toto k toy leei:
-''AYTH POY TO VAZEI OLO MESA!!!!''
TOTOS:
-''OCHI KYRIA PANTREMENI EINAI AYTH POY FORAEI TH VERA ALLA M ARESEI O TROPOS POY SKEFTESTE....'':rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

[sergiosm]

[LARISEOS]

gamatooooooooooooooooo

[p@nos]

αααααααχα αχαχα αχαχαχ αχαχαχαχαχαχαχαχαχχα






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[sakisvolos]