HOW TO ASK YOUR BOSS
FOR A SALARY INCREASE..?
One day an employee sends a letter to his boss asking for an increase in his salary !!!
Dear Bo$$
In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing mo$t de$perately.
I think you $hould be under$tanding the need$of u$.
We are worker$who have given
$o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your company ..
I am $ure you will gue$$
what I meant and re$pond $oon.
Your$$incerely,
The next day, the employee received this letter of reply:
Dear
I kNOw you have been working very hard.
NOw a days, NOthing much has changed.
You must haveNOticed that our company is NOt doing NOticably well .
NOw the newspapers are saying the world's leading
ecoNOmists are NOt sure if the United States
may go into aNOther recession.
After the NOvember presidential elections
things may turn bad.
I have NOthing more to add NOw.
You kNOw what I mean .
---- Your Boss.