A guy suspected that his wife was cheating on him, so he hired a Chinese
detective...the cheapest one he could find.
This is his report...
Most honorable sir!
You leave house.
I watch house.
He come house.
I watch.
He and she leave house.
I follow.
He and she go hotel.
I climb tree.
I look window.
He kiss she.
She kiss he.
He strip she.
She strip he.
He play with she.
She play with he.
I play with me.
I fall off tree.
I no see.
No fee,
Cheng Lee
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# unzip ; strip ; touch ; grep ; > finger ; mount ; fsck ; > more ; yes ; umount ; sleep ...
Οι μόνοι πιο ΗΛΙΘΙΟΙ από τους πολιτικούς, είναι οι ΨΗΦΟΦΟΡΟΙ.
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moto perpetuo
Todo eso de la creacion es mentira, el sufrimiento de la creación es mentira, lo que pasa que los artistas somos unos charlaores (habladores)
y lo que queremos es engañar a la gente. Los artistas de verdad como vivimos es así, to el día echao, no sufrimos ni na, lo pasamos muy bien,
hasta luego.
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[FONT=courier new]Paco de Lucia[/FONT]
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Μετά την ετήσια 2008, γνωστός στην πιάτσα και ως "Το σαλιγκάρι που έτυχε σε άλλους..."
XR
XTR
XJR
There are old pilots and there are bold pilots, but there are no old bold pilots.
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Βοηθός Ταμία (το 23% που λεγαμε)
Αυτονομία SV (εγγύηση λεμε)
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sapila racing team
bimota SB6 1995
Hornet 900 2005
Yamaha SR500 1981
BMW R75/6 1975
BMW R26 1957
Yesterday is history.
Tommorow is mystery.
But today is a gift.
That is why it is called the "present"...
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