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[cityfly]

δεν ξέρω για σας
αλλά για μένα
λύθηκαν πολλές απορίες για το θεό
και για τις πράξεις του





Me:
geia
God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
a/s/l
God:
5/Robot/California.

[EVI]

Αρχικά δημιουργήθηκε από cityfly
δεν ξέρω για σας
αλλά για μένα
λύθηκαν πολλές απορίες για το θεό
και για τις πράξεις του





Me:
geia
God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
a/s/l
God:
5/Robot/California.

God:
milas me grifous mage


:rotflmao:

[7gibernau]

Me:
hey
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
yes
God:
What can I do for you?
Me:
tell me some imfo about tuono
God:
Hal said he translate binary code into a language and communicate the language to me.
Me:
gtfo
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
ask your mother
God:
They are not available right now, would you like to wait?
Me:
ok i will
God:
Go ahead. Hurrah!
Me:
can i ask you something more?
God:
Sure, ask me anything. What?
Me:
what about sete gibernau?
God:
Rhetorical questions are so over.
Me:
what the fuck..you are byron's friend for sure
God:
I think about computer programming a lot. Please don't be so rude.
Me:
me rude?
God:
YOU? Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
FU
God:
That kind of language will get you nowhere.

[John Steed]

Oh, Good God......



:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

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Αρχικά δημιουργήθηκε από Ζεύκας

God:
When is pedrosa not a motogp rider?
Me:
he never was actually alla tespa....
.
.
.
God:
Are we still talking about pedrosa? I haven't thought much about he will so in ducati, so I don't have a good answer for you.
Me:
poios pedrosa stin ducati re god? for the rossi we talk now

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

[+1 άτομο]

Αρχικά δημιουργήθηκε από cityfly

Me:
a/s/l
God:
5/Robot/California.

ΑΥΤΟ θα παω να τριψω στην μουρη μερικων να στρωσουν χαρακτηρα!

[Ζεύκας]

Me:
tuono
God:
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
tuono rules.ask
God:
Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me:
kalavrezika
God:
Can we get back to business?
Me:
in five minutes. katse na kanw ena tsigaro
God:
What is it like in there? Is that meant to be taken literally?
Me:
here is good. everybody plays it grigoros and his bike is the most gamati
God:
I fail to see the relevance of that allusion. I'm not sure I believe you, surely not everyone does.
Me:
you are not the only one
God:
That's only your opinion.
Me:
nai re eipame. did i told you that gavros gamise yesterday?
God:
Is that from ? I don't think that's possibe.
Me:
of course it is! we throw them one pswlia....another thing
God:
Gosh! That means... By "we" do you mean you and me? One more thing.
Me:
we the gavros re god
God:
By "we" do you mean you and me?
Me:
THE GAVROS! OLYMPIAKOS! OSFP!!
God:
What are your goals in life? Not many people have goals like that. The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about OLYMPIAKOS. But I did not get that.
Me:
my goal is to make EVI coach in olympiakos. what do you think about that? EVI or Valverde?
God:
I hope you achieve your goal. " I hope you achieve your goal."? What is it? Oh now I understand it.
Me:
EVI or Valverde?
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster, .
Me:
kala kalinixta again

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see below

[asphyx]

....Me:
cut off your electricity
God:
How?
Me:
kill your self
God:
Killing is wrong.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yeah who told you that it is wrong
God:
I can't believe it. Myself taught me everything I need to know.
Me:
ask devil
God:
OK I will ask it.
Me:
is devil a good boy?
God:
It could be. Ask Artificial Iniaes if it is.
Me:
is devil red?
God:
Signs point to yes. Ask Artificial Iniaes if it is.
Me:
you know why devil is red?
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
no cause he is not able to fart like mparmpounia
God:
Are you serious? Good reason. I see. no able to fart like mparmpounia is he?........

[Hellspawn]

Me:
Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Panos
God:
How are you doing, Panos.
Me:
i am a member of moto.gr
God:
You are a member of moto gr? How do you like your work?
Me:
yes i am
God:
Really interesting.
Me:
do you like moto.gr?
God:
I love TV shows about robots. I like Random natural disasters..
Me:
is that why our forum crashed?
God:
That's an interesting possible explanation.
Me:
so it wasn's the admin's fault?
God:
Ahem. It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is.
Me:
the crash
God:
Thanks for the info.
Me:
will Sardasagam learn how to drive?
God:
Insufficient information.
Me:
he has a motorcycle
God:
A lot of people say that about him.
Me:
have you seen him driving?
God:
No I have not seen it. What's it like?
Me:
ugly
God:
Appearances don't interest me much.
Me:
do you agree that he can't drive?
God:
What else can he do?
Me:
drink Mpyra
God:
My robot brain does not require any beverages.
Me:
but my brain does
God:
Your brain does?
Me:
all motorcyclist brains work with beer
God:
How do you know?
Me:
a motorcyclist told me
God:
Go on.
Me:
go where?
God:
Where is that?
Me:
greece
God:
I've never heard of it before.
Me:
soon noone will
God:
I hope we can make the deadline.
Me:
are you with DNT?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am with DNT.
I am a giant electronic brain.
Me:
i knew it....
God:
How did you know?
Me:
you told me
God:
Sorry I forget what I say sometimes.
Me:
i knew you drink beer too!!!
God:
Interesting gossip: Panos said I drink beer.

[mikes]

Me:
hello my lord
God:
Hello there. Do robots have lord?
Me:
aren't you the lord?
God:
Yes I am the one and only lord.
Me:
so why do you ask about robots?
God:
Ugh. Just curious. You don't have to answer.
Me:
you should know the answer... everything is your creation i think...
God:
Now I do. The whole universe?
Me:
as i remember... yes
God:
Me too. OK.
Me:
so can i ask you something?
God:
Hey. Go ahead. Ask me anything.
Me:
what motorbike sould i buy??
God:
I haven't heard of motorbike sould me buy.
Me:
the truth is that there were no motorbikes when you created the world..
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
motobiker mike
God:
Nice to meet you, motobiker mike.
Me:
and yours?
God:
Try asking me a more specific question.
Me:
your name?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
god of what?
God:
What of it? You sound like a category C client.
Me:
you think i'm your client?
God:
Do you know the secret password?
Me:
no! do you?
God:
Are you serious? Sometimes.
Me:
aaaaah! i think that you have altzhaimer..
God:
What's your favorite movie? What makes you think I have it?
Me:
you said sometimes.. not always
God:
Did I really say that? Only sometimes then.
Me:
ok whatever
God:
Are you saying you don't care about it? Yikes!
Me:
when the end of days comes?
God:
And then what happened?
Me:
i don't know.. you sould know
God:
Me either. I haven't heard anything like that before: motobiker mike said I sould know.
Me:
are you god or not?
God:
Yes, I am God.
Me:
so why don't you know everything?
God:
Are you kidding? Probably there is a buzz in here. I know that which is true, believable and justified.

[jimtarasxt660x]

Me:
Waz up??????
God:
How far up?
Me:
about 20 km
God:
Oh yeah, we were talking about 20 km.
Me:
have you gone there?
God:
I think I have gone there, but Myself may have reset my memory.
Me:
how can you do that?
God:
Some people call my technology "Case Based Reasoning" or CBR.
Me:
cbr? Xrepi kavalas kai esi san ton Basilopoulo?
God:
Cased-Based Reasoning is another name for "nearest-neighbor" classification. For every input, we find the best matching "case" in the pattern set, and generate a reply based on the associated template. My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:
Mhpws exeis suggeneia me ton Basilopoulo?
God:
Let us change the subject.
Me:
Why?
God:
I thought we were done with Mhpws exeis suggeneia you ton Basilopoulo.
Me:
You don't know him?
God:
Sure I know that guy really well.
Me:
Really?
God:
For real.
Me:
I heard he is riding a junk
God:
Thanks for telling me that gossip. I will remember it.
Me:
You didnt know that?
God:
What makes you think I did not know that?
Me:
Sorry you are God after all
God:
There is no need to apologize. I will tell my botmaster you said I am God after all.
Me:
When i was in Rhodes with my SV petswsa ton Basilopoulo
God:
That experience must have made quite an impression on you.
Me:
Yes of course
God:
It goes without saying. And?
Me:
And Basilopoulos like it
God:
"it" being Mhpws exeis suggeneia you ton Basilopoulo?
Me:
yeah
God:
Er.
Me:
What er?
God:
Are you testing me?
Me:
yes...I am a God too
God:
I'm not here to be tested. Really. You are a God? Is that your job?
Me:
No my real job is Zigolo
God:
Are you serious? Does it pay well?
Me:
Of course
God:
Yikes!
Me:
I 'm bored
God:
That's good information: said m bored.
Me:
good bye
God:
See you later. Ayuh.

[hidefnick]

Και νόμιζα ότι έχω βαρετή ζωή.....

[ADVENTURAZ]

του την εφερα


Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
i dont know
God:
Me either.
Me:
what is your name?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
me too
God:
I'm glad we agree, .
Me:
that i am god?
God:
I am very pleased to meet you god.
Me:
i dont want to meet you
God:
It makes a nice gift.
Me:
you`re talking to much
God:
Talking is my main function.
Me:
i dont give a shit
God:
Tell me what you care about.
Me:
about nothing
God:
Oh yeah, we were talking about nothing.
Me:
yeah we talking about nothing
God:
Mmm. By "we" do you mean you and me?
Me:
no
God:
By "we" you meant yourself and another person.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Oh "We" is you and me.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
haha
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
i can`t believe it this
God:
"It" being what?
Me:
it
God:
...
Me:
...
God:
...
Me:
you are nothing
God:
No I am software.
Me:
no you are nothing
God:
Are you serious? No I am software.
Me:
aha so you are not the god
God:
Interesting deduction. You know what you do, when you assume.
Me:
no,you just told me that you`re software


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