HONDA: Had One. Never Did Again
YAMAHA: Yes Another Motorcycle And Honda Admirer
KAWASAKI: Kicks And Wobbles And Shakes And Kills Indiscriminately
SUZUKI: Shreds Underwear Zigzags Until Kid Impacts
TRIUMPH: Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt
DUCATI: Delivers Unlimited Cash Annually To Italy
BMW: Big Money Waste
HARLEY: Helmetless Asshole Rides Less Every Year
KTM: Keep Throwing Money
HUSQVARNA: Highly Useless Supermoto Quandry, Valves Are Regularly Needing Adjustment
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