RG 500

Your bike is a Suzuki RG500, a true racing legend! But since you asked for a roast, let’s do this.

Ah, the RG500 — the bike that said, "What if we made a lawnmower on steroids?" You've got yourself a two-stroke beast that's basically the motorcycle equivalent of a temperamental, high-strung rockstar. Sure, it screams speed, but good luck riding it to the grocery store without every single pedestrian flinching from the ring-ding-ding of that two-stroke symphony.

Those white wheels? Perfect for collecting every speck of dirt in existence. And that blue and white paint job—it’s like Suzuki couldn’t decide between '80s nostalgia and a modern superhero theme. Let's not even talk about the ergonomics. That seat? I hope you’re not planning on having kids after riding this thing for a few hours.

But hey, it’s a collector’s piece for a reason. It’s old, it’s loud, and it probably smells like gasoline and victory—if victory had been won in 1985.

All jokes aside, it’s a legendary machine. Just keep an eye on that powerband unless you enjoy surprise wheelies!