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    How business is done

    Jack, a smart businessman, talks to his son

    Jack: "I want you to marry a girl of my choice."

    Son : "I will choose my own bride."

    Jack: "But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter."

    Son : "Well, in that case..."



    Next Jack approaches Bill Gates
    Jack: "I have a husband for your daughter."

    Bill Gates : "But my daughter is too young to marry."

    Jack: "But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank."

    Bill Gates : "Ah, in that case..."


    Finally Jack goes to see the president of the World Bank.

    Jack: "I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president."

    President : "But I already have more vice-presidents than I need."

    Jack: "But this young man is Bill Gates's son-in-law."

    President : "Ah, in that case....."


    That's how business is done!



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    Re: How business is done

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    Jack, a smart businessman, talks to his son

    Jack: "I want you to marry a girl of my choice."

    Son : "I will choose my own bride."

    Jack: "But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter."

    Son : "Well, in that case..."



    Next Jack approaches Bill Gates
    Jack: "I have a husband for your daughter."

    Bill Gates : "But my daughter is too young to marry."

    Jack: "But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank."

    Bill Gates : "Ah, in that case..."


    Finally Jack goes to see the president of the World Bank.

    Jack: "I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president."

    President : "But I already have more vice-presidents than I need."

    Jack: "But this young man is Bill Gates's son-in-law."

    President : "Ah, in that case....."


    That's how business is done!



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