AUDI:
Another Ugly Deutsche Invention

BMW:
Brings Me Women

FIAT:
Failure in Italian Automotive Technology

FORD:
Fast Only Rolling Downhill

SAAB:
Shape Appears Ass-Backwards

HYUNDAI:
Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...

SUBARU:
Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually

VOLVO:
Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object

και όπως είπαμε ήδη

PORSCHE:
Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything