Motorcycles Vs. Girls

[Shinji Ikari]

* Motorcycles curves never sag.
* Motorcycles last longer.
* Motorcycles dont get pregnant.
* You can ride a Motorcycle any time of the month.
* Motorcycles dont have parents.
* Motorcycles dont whine unless something is really wrong.
* You can kick your Motorcycle to wake it up.
* You can share your Motorcycle with your friends.
* If your Motorcycle smokes, you can do something about it.
* Motorcycles dont care about how many other Motorcycles you have ridden.
* Motorcycles dont care about how many other Motorcycles you have.
* Motorcycles dont mind if you look at other Motorcycles, or if you buy Motorcycle magazines.
* If your Motorcycle goes flat, you can fix it.
* If your Motorcycle is too loose, you can tighten it.
* If your Motorcycle is too soft, you can get different shocks.
* You can have a beer while riding your Motorcycle.
* You can have a black Motorcycle and show it to your parents.
* You dont have to be jealous of the guy that works on your Motorcycle.
* You dont have to convince your Motorcycle that youre a motorcyclist and that you think that Motorcycles are equals.
* If you say bad things to your Motorcycles, you dont have to apologize before you can ride it again.
* You can ride a Motorcycle as long as you want and it wont get sore.
* Your parents dont remain in touch with your old Motorcycle after you dump it.
* Motorcycles always feel like going for a ride.
* Motorcycles dont insult you if you are a bad rider.
* Your Motorcycle never wants a night out alone with the other Motorcycles.
* Motorcycles dont care if you are late.
* You dont have to take a shower before riding your Motorcycle.
* Its always ok to use tie downs on your Motorcycle.
* If your Motorcycle doesnt look good, you can paint it or get better parts.
* You cant get diseases from a Motorcycle you dont know very well.
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[sergiosm]

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Motorcycles Vs. Guys


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[transalpblack]

* Οι καμπύλες της μοτοσυκλέτας δεν υποχωρούν ποτέ.
* Οι μοτοσυκλέτες διαρκούν περισσότερο.
* Οι μοτοσυκλέτες δεν μένουν ποτέ έγκυος.
* Μπορείς να καβαλήσεις την μοτοσυκλέτα κάθε στιγμή μέσα στον μήνα.
* Οι μοτοσυκλέτες δεν έχουν γονείς.
* Οι μοτοσυκλέτες δεν σκούζουν εκτός αν κάτι πάει πραγματικά στραβά.
* Μπορείς να κλωτσήσεις την μοτοσυκλέτα σου για να ξεκινήσει.
* Μπορείς να μοιραστείς την μοτοσυκλέτα σου με τους φίλους σου.
* Αν η μοτοσυκλέτα σου καπνίζει, μπορείς να κάνεις κάτι για αυτό.
* Την μοτοσυκλέτα σου, δεν την νοιάζει πόσες άλλες μοτοσυκλέτες έχει καβαλήσει.
* Την μοτοσυκλέτα σου, δεν την νοιάζει πόσες άλλες μοτοσυκλέτες έχεις.
* Την μοτοσυκλέτα σου δεν την νοιάζει αν αγοράζεις περιοδικά με μοτοσυκλέτες.
* Αν η μοτοσυκλέτα σου χαλάσει, μπορείς να την φτιάξεις.
* Αν η μοτοσυκλέτα σου χαλαρώσει, μπορείς να την σφίξεις.
* Αν η μοτοσυκλέτα σου είναι πολύ μαλακή, μπορείς να την σκληρίνεις.
* Μπορείς να πιεις και μπύρα ενώ την καβαλάς.
* Μπορείς να έχεις μια μαύρη μοτοσυκλέτα σου και να την δείχνεις στους γονείς σου.
* Δεν χρειάζεται να ζηλεύεις αυτόν που δουλεύει πάνω στην ποτοσυκλέτα σου.
* Δεν χρειάζεται να πείσεις την μοτοσυκλέτα σου ότι είσαι μοτοσυκλετιστής και πως όλες οι μοτοσυκλέτες είναι εξίσου όμοιες.
* Μπορείς να μιλήσεις άσχημα στην μοτοσυκλέτα σου και μετά να μην χρειάζεται να απολογηθείς για να την ξανακαβαλήσεις..
* Μπορείς να καβαλήσεις όσο θες την μοτοσυκλέτα σου και αυτή να μην χαλάει.
* Οι γονείς σου δεν διατηρούν επαφές με την παλιά σου μοτοσυκλέτα αφού την ξεφορτωθείς.
* Οι μοτοσυκλέτες πάντα νοιώθουν οτι πάνε για καβάλημα.
* Οι μοτοσυκλέτες δεν σε προσβάλουν αν είσαι κακός καβαλάρης.
* Η μοτοσυκλέτα σου ποτέ δεν θα θελήσει να βγει έξω μόνη της με άλλες μοτοσυκλέτες.
* Οι μοτοσυκλέτα, δεν τη νοιάζει αν αργήσεις.
* Δεν χρειάζεται να κάνεις ντους πριν καβαλήσεις την μοτοσυκλέτα σου.
* Είναι πάντα ΟΚ να χρησιμοποιείς αλυσίδες για να δέσεις την μοτοσυκλέτα σου.
* Αν η μοτοσυκλέτα σου δεν δείχνει καλά, μπορείς να την βάψεις ή να αγοράσεις καλύτερα αξεσουάρ.
* Δεν πρόκειται να κολλήσεις αρρώστιες αν καβαλήσεις μοτοσυκλέτα που δεν γνωρίζεις.

[Shinji Ikari]

Motorcycles Vs. Guys

Motorcycles don't get you pregnant.
Your motorcycle will let you know if something is wrong.
Your motorcycle won't judge your friends.
If your motorcycles smokes you can do something about it.
Motorcycles don't care about how many other motorcycles you have ridden.
When riding, you and your motorcycle both arrive at the same time.
One motorcycle will satisfy you every time.
Your motorcycle won't ogle other motorcycles.
Your motorcycle won't care if you have a poster of your fantasy motorcycle.
If your motorcycle has high mileage, you can just get a new one.
Motorcycles don't care about breast size.
If your motorcycle is too soft, you can get new shocks.
If your motorcycle is misaligned, you don't have to discuss politics to correct it.
You don't have to drink beer before your motorcycle looks appealing.
You can be proud of your motorcycle regardless of the model.
Your motorcycle won't beat you or try to make you feel inferior.
You can ride a motorcycle as long as you want and it won't get limp.
Your parents won't keep in touch with your old motorcycle after you dump it.
Motorcycles always feel like going for a ride when you do.
Motorcycles don't insult you if you are a novice.
Your motorcycle never wants a night out alone with the other motorcycles.
Motorcycles don't make you late.
You don't have to primp before riding your motorcycle.
Your motorcycle won't complain when you use protection.
If your motorcycle doesn't look good, you can paint it or get better parts.
You can't get a disease from a motorcycle.
Your motorcycle won't care if you fake it.
Motorcycles are always ready to stop when you are.
Your motorcycle has a built in vibrator.
Your motorcycle doesn't have to show off in front of other motorcycles.
Your motorcycle won't lie to you.
Your motorcycle doesn't care how heavy you are.
In the morning, your motorcycle won't poke you in the back when it wants to go for a ride.
You can turn the petcock off.
Your motorcycle won't shrink when its cold.
If your motorcycle can't fire up, you can just replace the battery.
You don't have to cook for your motorcycle.
Your motorcycle can't ride around behind your back.
If your motorcycle is cold, you can choke it.
Your motorcycle is always the right size because if it seems too small you can just get a new one.
You can keep photos of your old motorcycles.
Your motorcycle would rather go for a ride than watch sports.
Your motorcycle can go for multiple rides.
Motorcycles don't need pick up lines.
You only have to ride your motorcycle when you want to.
Your motorcycle won't go for rides by itself.
If baldness occurs, you can replace the tires.
Motorcycles don't snore.

[transalpblack]

Μη μου πεις οτι θες να σου μεταφράσω και αυτά τώρα...

[alexxxcbr]

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

[Shinji Ikari]

Μα δεν ξερουν ολοι Αγγλικα?

[giannis113]

Αρχικά δημιουργήθηκε από Shinji Ikari
Μα δεν ξερουν ολοι Αγγλικα?

γιατι θα επρεπε να ξερουν ολοι;

[giannis113]

* Αν η μοτοσυκλέτα σου χαλαρώσει, μπορείς να την σφίξεις.

[Shinji Ikari]

Ε ναι, γιατι, δεν ξερουν?

[giannis113]

τι σε κανει να πιστευεις οτι τοσα ατομα εδω μεσα ξερουν ολοι αγγλικα;

νταξ υπαρχει και το google translate οποτε οκ

[Shinji Ikari]

Πλακα εκανα. χε χε χε.

[tai]

[Shinji Ikari]

Αφου δεν ξερουν ολοι, αντε, μεταφρασε το.

[menos]

Τέλειο!!