Μπάτλερ και κυρία

[cityfly]

Ένα πλούσιο ζευγάρι είναι προσκεκλημένοι σ' ένα πάρτι. Η κυρία αποφάσισε
να δώσει άδεια εξόδου για τη νύχτα στον μπάτλερ τους, τον Τζέημς.

Του είπε ότι θα επέστρεφαν πολύ αργά και ότι μπορούσε να απολαύσει τη βραδιά με τους φίλους του. Τα πράματα όμως δεν πήγαν καλά και η κυρία έπληξε στο πάρτι και αποφάσισε να γυρίσει σπίτι μόνη της, γιατί ο άντρας της ήταν με κάτι πολύ σπουδαίους πελάτες του και δεν ήθελε να τον διακόψει.

Μόλις μπήκε στο σπίτι, είδε τον Τζέημς να κάθεται μόνος του στο μεγάλο
τραπέζι της τραπεζαρίας. Του είπε να την ακολουθήσει. Τον οδήγησε στο δωμάτιό της.

Τότε έκλεισε και κλείδωσε την πόρτα.

Τον κοίταξε και χαμογέλασε.

- Τζέημς, βγάλε το φόρεμά μου.

Ο Τζέημς εκτέλεσε την εντολή της προσεκτικά.

- Τζέημς, συνέχισε η κυρία, βγάλε τις κάλτσες μου και τις ζαρτιέρες.

Ο μπάτλερ την υπάκουσε σιωπηλός.

- Τζέημς, βγάλε το σουτιέν μου και την κυλόττα μου.

Καθώς το έκανε κι αυτό η ένταση στο δωμάτιο είχε φτάσει στο απροχώρητο.


Η κυρία τον κοίταξε και, μετά από μια βασανιστική σιωπή, του είπε:




- Αν ποτέ σε ξαναπιάσω να φοράς τα ρούχα μου, θα ψάχνεις για δουλειά.

[periklisk]

ONE GOOD REASON WHY NOT TO FLIRT!!!!!

A couple were invited to a swanky family masked fancy dress Halloween party. The wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there was no need for his good time to be spoiled by not going. So he took his costume and away he went. The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, woke without pain and as it was still early, decided to go to the party. As her husband didn't know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him. So she joined the party and soon spotted her husband in is costume, cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice "chick" he could and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there. His wife went up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his new partner high and dry and devoted his time to her. She let him go as far as he wished, naturally, since he was her husband. After more drinks he finally whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had passionate intercourse in the back seat. Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went home and put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make up for his outrageous behaviour. She was sitting up reading when he came in, so she asked what kind of time he had. "Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you're not there." Then she asked, "Did you dance much?" He replied, "I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the spare room and played poker all evening." "You must have looked really silly wearing that costume playing poker all night!" she said with unashamed sarcasm. To which the husband replied, "Actually, I gave my costume to your Dad, apparently he had the time of hiis life !!