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Θέμα: You might be an engineer if...

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    balls of steel Το avatar του/της p@nos
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    You might be an engineer if...

    1)You have no life - and you can PROVE it mathematically.
    2)You enjoy pain.
    3)You know vector calculus but you can't remember how to do long division.
    4)You chuckle whenever anyone says "centrifugal force".
    5)You've actually used every single function on your graphing calculator.
    6)It is sunny and 70 degrees outside, and you are working on a computer.
    7)You frequently whistle the theme song to "MacGyver".
    8)You know how to integrate a chicken and can take the derivative of water.
    9)You think in "math".
    10)You've calculated that the World Series actually diverges.
    11)You hesitate to look at something because you don't want to break down its wave function.
    12)You have a pet named after a scientist.
    13)You laugh at jokes about mathematicians.
    14)The Humane society has you arrested because you actually performed the Schrodinger's Cat experiment.
    15)You can translate English into Binary.
    16)You can't remember what's behind the door in the engineering building which says "Exit".
    17)You have to bring a jacket with you, in the middle of summer, because there's a wind-chill factor in the lab.
    18)You are completely addicted to caffeine.
    19)You avoid doing anything because you don't want to contribute to the eventual heat-death of the universe.
    20)You consider ANY non-engineering course "easy".
    21)When your professor asks you where your homework is, you claim to have accidentally determined its momentum so precisely, that according to Heisenberg it could be anywhere in the universe.
    22)The "fun" center of your brain has deteriorated from lack of use.
    23)You'll assume that a "horse" is a "sphere" in order to make the math easier.
    24)The blinking 12:00 on someone's VCR draws you in like a tractor beam to fix it.
    25)You bring a computer manual / technical journal as vacation reading.
    26)The salesperson at Circuit City can't answer any of your questions.
    27)You can't help eavesdropping in computer stores... and correcting the salesperson.
    28)You're in line for the guillotine... it stops working properly... and you offer to fix it.
    29)You go on the rides at Disneyland and sit backwards to see how they do the special effects.
    30)You have any "Dilbert" comics displayed in your work area.
    31)You have a habit of destroying things in order to see how they work.
    32)You have never backed up your hard drive.
    33)You haven't bought any new underwear or socks for yourself since you got married.
    34)You spent more on your calculator than on your wedding ring.
    35)You think that when people around you yawn, it's because they didn't get enough sleep.
    36)You would rather get more dots per inch than miles per gallon
    37)You've even calculated how much you make per second.
    38)Your favorite James Bond character is "Q," the guy who makes the gadgets.
    39)You understood more than five of these jokes.
    40)You make a copy of this list, and post it on your door (or your home page !)

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    balls of steel Το avatar του/της p@nos
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    The Top 10 Things Engineering School didn't teach:

    10. There are at least 10 types of capacitors.
    9. Theory tells you how a circuit works, not why it does not work.
    8. Not everything works according to the specs in the databook.
    7. Anything practical you learn will be obsolete before you use it, except the complex math, which you will never use.
    6. Always try to fix the hardware with software.
    5. Engineering is like having an 8 a.m. class and a late afternoon lab every day for the rest of your life.
    4. Overtime pay? What overtime pay?
    3. Managers, not engineers, rule the world.
    2. If you like junk food, caffeine and all-nighters, go into software.
    1. Dilbert is a documentary.

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    balls of steel Το avatar του/της p@nos
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    Top 14 reasons to date an engineer:

    14. We are trained to do it right the first time
    13. We are used to all nighters
    12. We are always willing to experiment
    11. We know how to decrease and increase friction
    10. We know all about heat transfer
    9. We do it with more torque
    8. We can wire your circuits
    7. Free body diagrams
    6. Potential for smart children
    5. Engineering couples have better moments
    4. We know how to deal with stress and strain
    3. We know it's not the length of the vector that counts, but how you apply the force
    2. "Lubrication, Friction and Wear" is actually a class
    1. The world DOES revolve around us....we pick the coordinate system

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    balls of steel Το avatar του/της p@nos
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    sorry που ειναι στα αγγλικα, αλλα εχουν γελιο και τα περισσοτερα απ'αυτα ισχυουν...

    :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

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    awesome μέλος Το avatar του/της hercul
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    Ρε δες τι κάνουμε τελικά οι μπ@@στηδες και δεν το χα πάρει χαμπάρι....
    And the road becomes my bride
    I have stripped of all but pride
    So in her I do confide
    And she keeps me satisfied
    Gives me all I need

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    Highway To Hell... Το avatar του/της Boxer
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    3. Managers, not engineers, rule the world.
    Keep on rocking in a free world !!!

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    balls of steel Το avatar του/της p@nos
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    3. Managers, not engineers, rule the world.

    εσυ τωρα εισαι engineer η manager?




    :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

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    Παλαιό μέλος Το avatar του/της mixalakis
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    Manager είναι, αφού αυτό κράτησε από όλα!!

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    Ένα μέλος... Το avatar του/της Aggelos_SV
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    7. Anything practical you learn will be obsolete before you use it, except the complex math, which you will never use.

    5. Engineering is like having an 8 a.m. class and a late afternoon lab every day for the rest of your life.

    Μην απορείτε γιατί κάποιοι καβαλάν χωρίς κράνος...το κάνουν για να μη χαλάσει το τυρί που έχουν μεσ'το κεφάλι τους

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    Αθόρυβο μέλος Το avatar του/της ledz
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    Γελαω και κλαιω ταυτοχρονα...

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    Άμα είσαι και προγραμματιστής ??

    1) Real Programmers never work 9 to 5. If they are around at 9 AM, it's because they were up all night.
    2) There are two major products that come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. We don't believe this to be a coincidence.
    3) If it works, leave it alone — there's no need to understand it. If it fails, try to fix it — there's no time to understand it.
    4) I've finally learned what 'upward compatible' means. It means we get to keep all our old mistakes.
    5) The Web is like a dominatrix. Everywhere I turn, I see little buttons ordering me to Submit.
    6) Don't worry if it doesn't work right. If everything did, you'd be out of a job.
    7) The computer programmer is a creator of universes for which he alone is responsible. Universes of virtually unlimited complexity
    can be created in the form of computer programs.
    8) A plumber has around eight years training in the US. That's to fix my goddamn toilet. Yet, how much training do you have to do to be
    allowed to build software for a plane carrying hundreds of people?
    ΚΑΤΑ ΤΟΝ ΔΑΙΜΟΝΑ ΕΑΥΤΟΥ

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