Το παρακάτω κείμενο το έγραψε φίλος και μου το έστειλε με email.
Δουλεύει στο Dubai και έχει παραγγείλει το καινούργιο VFR το οποίο περιμένει από μέρα σε μέρα - διαβάστε το είναι πολύ καλό!!
Για τα greeklish δεν μπορούσα να κάνω κάτι
Kavalas to mixanaki, zestama/mpoumpounisma gia kana 5lepto (de thelei kai parapanw edw, me 40 vathmous sto garage!) aneveneis tin anifora me prwti kai vlepeis fws sto tounel….Me to pou vgeis apo to garage, trws stin mapa ton ilioumpa kai kavlwneis gia to ti erxetai!! Koitas kamia 500aria fores deksia aristera kai vgaineis. Anaskoumponesai sto kathisma, sikwnesai mia gia na strwsei to boxeraki kai na volepseis ti familia kai ksekinas. Kokkiniazeis mia tin prwti etsi gia na akouseis to V na ourliazei kai na mpeis sto mood.!! Me ta vias prolaveneis na frenareis sti diastaurwsi alla de masas…exeis ABS leme!! (pssss auta einai!! – elpizw na douleuei kala to rimadi)..Koitas alles 500 fores aristera kai vgaineis stin Kuwait street gia kamia 200aria metra mexri pou ftaneis stin Sheikh Rashid street opou kai arxizei to party!!! Tin prwti tin pernas san na min uparxei kai anoigeis tin deutera…3000….4000….5000….6000….6400rpm!!! SNTOOOUUMP!!! AMAN…Ti egine re paidia, exei nitro apo ti mama to motori???? Tipota den egine re megale!! Apla mpike to VTEC…E re file party…kai sunexizoume me 16 valvides twra na douleuoun uperwries!!! 6500…7000…..9000…kai akous to mixanima na kanei sa tsantismeno / trelameno V8…!!! Petas kai mia triti etsi gia na peis oti exeis kai alles taxutites…Me to pou mpei, arazeis ligaki, etsi gia na ksekolisei to xamogelo mesa apo to kranos, kai na anarwtitheis ti egine…Sikwnesai ligo, afineis ligo to timoni gia na strwseis to mpoufan, na kouniseis ligo tous karpous kai ftaneis sto fanari..Podi katevainei kai ekeini ti stigmi kai enw eisai mprosta apo ola ta koutia…vgenei mia kraugi/ourliaxto trelamenou xouligkan tin wra pou mpainei goal!!! Afou suneltheis, arxizeis kai koitas to cockpit sou (ti kavla einai auti), paizeis ligo me tous diakoptes kai tin tapa tis venzinis, kopanas elafra to ntepozitaki kai to xaideueis ligo gia na gualisei (sa na einai alogo ena prama) kai arxizeis na etoimazesai gia to prasino!!! Kai ekeini ti stigmi, suniditopieis oti vriskesai se alli diastasi, se pelagi eutuxias kai ikanopoiiseis, pou kaneis apo ta diplana koutia me tous kurile tupades me tis fancy menagko, ta filipinia kai tous Indianous de mporei na dianoithei!!! Ekeini ti stigmi, to mualo einai adeio kai den skeftesai tipota kai de thes tipota allo!!! Mporeis eukola na guriseis spiti, kai na peis entaksi eimai twra, estrwsa!!!
ALLA…
Arxidia mantoles…..Siga mi to kaneis….Pame pali leme!!!!! BOUPPPPP gia Emirates road!!
Giatre eimai kala??? Me panadol tha fugei!!!???? Kai giati na fugei afou einai kavla!!! To erwtima einai ena…..Pws sto diaolo mia apsuxi, metaliki maza mporei na sou prosferei re tetoia sunaisthimata (ta opoia egw toulaxiston de eimai ikanos na perigrapsw me logia)…Poios foustis kserei tin apantisi??
PS: Ena pragma mporw na fantastw pou tha mou prosefere megaluteri ikanopoiisi………………….To na kanw ola ta parapanw alla na mporw na exw to rear view mou, mporsta mou kai na vlepws autes ti kalvanteres diples titanium eksatmisoumpes oli tin wra!!!!!!!!! AXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXxx!!!!!!!!!!!!!