Gun Shop Owner : "Hi, How can I help you?

Client : "I'm lookin' for a gun."

Owner : "What kind of gun are you lookin' for?"

Client : (pointing at the biggest handgun in the case): "That one

looks about right."

Owner : (very surprised): "Why do you need a .44 magnum?"

Client : "It's for shootin' at cans."

Owner : (pointing at a small handgun): "Well, this is the perfect size

for shooting at cans."

Client : (pointing again at the ..44): "Nah, I need this one."

Owner : "OK, what kind a cans are you shooting at?"

Client : "Mexi-cans.......Puertori-cans........Afri-cans......Morro-cans........"