Gun Shop Owner : "Hi, How can I help you?
Client : "I'm lookin' for a gun."
Owner : "What kind of gun are you lookin' for?"
Client : (pointing at the biggest handgun in the case): "That one
looks about right."
Owner : (very surprised): "Why do you need a .44 magnum?"
Client : "It's for shootin' at cans."
Owner : (pointing at a small handgun): "Well, this is the perfect size
for shooting at cans."
Client : (pointing again at the ..44): "Nah, I need this one."
Owner : "OK, what kind a cans are you shooting at?"
Client : "Mexi-cans.......Puertori-cans........Afri-cans......Morro-cans........"