Male & Female Poem

[Λεωνίδας]

FEMALE POEM
I want a man who's handsome and strong,
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I want him to be gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, be not annoyed,
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh... for a man who makes love to my mind,
And knows what to answer to "how big is my behind"?
I want this man to love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.

MALE POEM
I want a deaf-mute nymphomaniac
with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a bass boat.
I know this doesn't rhyme, and I don't give a shit.

[makis206]

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Λίγα λέμε εμείς αλλά σταράτα λόγια !:rotflmao:

[adam_tsouk]

κατα το "παει δε παει ο.... σας μαμαει"


:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:


Ζωστος!!!!!


:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

[cityfly]

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[cityfly]

Αρχικά δημιουργήθηκε από adam_tsouk
κατα το "παει δε παει ο.... σας μαμαει"


:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:


Ζωστος!!!!!


:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

αλλά και αυτό κορυφαίο


δεν το βάζεις κιόλας

καιρό έχει να παίξει

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[geopitt]

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[devil's animal]

Αρχικά δημιουργήθηκε από makis206
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

Λίγα λέμε εμείς αλλά σταράτα λόγια !:rotflmao:

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

[GIXXERAKIAS]

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: καλα ε εχω δακρυσει απ τα γελια με κοιτανε στο γραφειο και θα λενε τι γελαει ο μ@λ@κ@ς:rotflmao: :rotflmao: