>
>
> He spent the first day packing his belongings into boxes, crates and
> suitcases.
>
>
> On the second day, he had the movers come and collect his things.
>
> On the third day, he sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining
> room table by candle-light, put on some soft background music, and feasted
> on a pound of shrimp, a jar of caviar, and a bottle of spring-water.
>
> When he had finished, he went into each and every room and deposited a
> few half-eaten shrimp shells dipped in caviar into the hollow of the
> curtain rods.
>
>
> He then cleaned up the kitch en and left. When the wife returned with her
> new boyfriend, all was bliss for the first few days.
>
> Then slowly, the house began to smell.
>
>
> They tried everything; cleaning, mopping and airing the place out.
>
> Vents were checked for dead rodents and carpets were steam cleaned.
>
>
> Air fresheners were hung everywhere. Exterminators were brought in to set
> off gas canisters, during which they had to move out for a few days and in
> the end they even paid to replace the expensive wool carpeting. Nothing
> worked.
>
>
> People stopped coming over to visit.
> Repairmen refused to work in the house.
> The maid quit.
>
>
>
> Finally, they could not take the stench any longer and decided to move.
> > A month later, even though they had cut their price in half, they could
> not
> find a buyer for their stinky house.
>
> Word got out and eventually even the local realtors refused to return
> their
> calls.
>
> Finally, they had to borrow a huge sum of money from the bank to purchase
> a new place.
>
> The ex-husband called the lady and asked how things were going.
>
>
> She told him the saga of the rotting house. He listened politely and said
> that he missed his old home terribly.
>
>
>
> Knowing her ex-husband had no idea how bad the smell was, she agreed on a
> price that was about 1/10th of what the house had been worth, but only if
> he were to sign the papers that very day.
>
>
> He agreed and within the hour her lawyers delivered the paperwork.
>
>
> A week later the women and her boyfriend stood smiling as they watched the
> moving company pack everything to take to their new home.........
>
> And to spite the ex-husband, they even took the the curtain rods!!!!!!
>
>
> I LOVE A HAPPY ENDING, DON'T YOU?
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